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#29913 (313/479) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Diluted> Could someone please explain to me what a unix admin is without being sarcastic?

#29914 (133/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LEitW> Hmm, if Arnold wins the election, will he remember it tomorrow?
<Orca> He'll probably grope somebody nearby in celebration...
<LEitW> That's a given
<SuperXdude> if he loses, will he say "I'll be back..."?

#29906 (4/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZyKl0n> my uncle died on saturday
<ZyKl0n> :(
<ZyKl0n> I don't understand it... he was 43
<ZyKl0n> I hope I don't die when I'm 43
<j0sh> sux to be himi
<j0sh> did he die on the toilet
<j0sh> ?
<ZyKl0n> no... dropped dead walking up a driveway to an auction
<ZyKl0n> just keeled over
<j0sh> ROFL
<j0sh> did u take pics
<j0tun> OMG
<j0tun> what kinda question is that?

#29910 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MiXDuP> Token-Black-Guy aren't you s'posed to get killed?

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