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#29881 (407/531) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Queued-W> Of course, there are already puzzles without pictures on the front
<Minstrel> Queued: you have to turn the pieces over
<Queued-W> I'll be damned, it's a kitten |
#29879 (402/532) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Javin> God I need to do laundry.
<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.
<Doh_> catch?
<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
<Doh_> heh |
#29839 (363/503) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aykroyd> the worst "i feel old" moment is when you realize the playmate of the month was born in a year you clearly remember |
#29886 (4291/7117) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Garf> Did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards in most IRC clients?
<Garf> .ereh ti did I ?eeS
* Parts: Bamral (B1@xiph-IALHNG.ne.client2.attbi.com)
* Parts: Benjamin_L (~BenjaminL@xiph-IEIAFM.dip.t-dialin.net)
* Parts: menno (menno@cal16a041.student.utwente.nl)
* Parts: TheLink (TheLink@p213.54.189.36.tisdip.tiscali.de) |
#29867 (225/415) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%sOHRYU> i was thinking of shaving pubes
<%sOHRYU> and free razor
<%sOHRYU> came in mail today
<%sOHRYU> its a fucking sign
<SnakeyeS> hahaha
<SnakeyeS> do it soh
<SnakeyeS> jesus wants you to
<SnakeyeS> who are YOU to say no to jesus
«+ Jesus » yea really |
#29832 (211/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gabe> is my mic working?
<Antagony> Wait, what? I didn't hear what you were talking about
<Antagony> How do I turn it up?
<Kurt> this is the best conversation ever
<Kurt> it's like watching a blind guy try to put on a condomComment: The joy of voicechat
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#29880 (186/386) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was. |
#29852 (147/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phide> I've got the Village People on my cell to confuse people as to my sexual preferences. |
#29844 (198/420) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Doody> Man.
<Doody> It's sad.
<Doody> When a person doesn't know what GOATSE is.
<Wolfy2779> what's goatse? |
#29882 (190/404) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zax`away> BUT WHAT DOES GOD DO WHEN A KITTEN MASTURBATES!? |
#29877 (154/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rezza> wow this 2.6 linux kernel is a big improvement on the 2.4 series... i can do all sorts of crap at the same time with no slowdown...
<mojomonkee> while you're compiling programs and updating dependencies at blazing speeds
<mojomonkee> i'm actually doing things |
#29865 (147/333) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<parke> [Complimetary system scan] WARNING NEXT.GEN.BLASTER.WORM FOUND! VISIT http://www.microsoft-security-alert.bl.am/ for anti-virus patch.
<Plex> *Click*
<Plex> woah! thanks, that looks serious, brb, Its asking me to reboot. |
#29891 (176/402) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|JohnDoe|> hola.
<Martel> lo, unidentified man who appears between pipes |
#29856 (143/353) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<altus> yanno what sucks
<altus> when you yawn
<altus> and then in the middle of the yawn you start laughing
<altus> and then you feel weird because you didnt finish the yawn
<micronix> yea that sucks |
#29888 (141/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wardrobe> The following NEW packages will be installed:
<wardrobe> emacsen-common libcompfaceg1 libpq3 xemacs21 xemacs21-basesupport
<wardrobe> xemacs21-bin xemacs21-mule xemacs21-mulesupport xemacs21-support
<wardrobe> 0 upgraded, 9 newly installed, 0 to remove and 4 not upgraded.
<wardrobe> Need to get 29.9MB of archives.
<wardrobe> After unpacking 93.4MB of additional disk space will be used.
<wardrobe> NINETY THREE MEGS FOR A TEXT EDITORComment: Quite.
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#29878 (131/339) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xcham> as part of my CS experience, I'm going to debug java to try and meet geek chicks. :P
<xcham> then I'll e-mail Sun Microsystems and tell them "JAVA GOT ME LAID"
<jimmiejaz> java and chicks only go together at starbucks. |
#29846 (12/410) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blitzHOME> YOU ALSO CAN'T EAT BUNG WITHOUT GETTING POTTY MOUTH
<blitzHOME> HA HA HA I JUST MADE THAT UP
<blitzHOME> i'm lonely |
#29837 (2/400) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> if i pull on a clitoris hard enough, will it eventually come out as a huge penis like in hentai |
#29845 (0/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DjMadness:#linux> how do i mount my gfx card ? |
#29885 (-2/408) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BIGMAN2121> HOW DO U JERK OFF ONLINE?????? |
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