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<Kevlor> I finally found out where ugly people come from.
<Jaayy> Where?
<Kevlor> Ugly babies.
<Jaayy> And where do Ugly babies come from?
<Kevlor> Ugly people.
<Jaayy> You realize you're a dumbass right?
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#29804
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<pcchew> haha
<pcchew> i was with my girlfriend in the grocery store looking for some stuff for dinner
<pcchew> we were in the meat isle and i got this idea
<pcchew> i grabbed a summer sausage and pressed it in the middle of her back and said out loud in a deep voice "this isn't a summer sausage i'm just a really tall man"
<pcchew> she was as red as the beef on display
Comment:
adventures in the grocery store..
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#29800
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<SmAuR> i got bandwidth that im not using, and i feel guilty, think of the poor africans with their can and string internet connections
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[22:54] *** GR8SATAN is now known as Soul|SEX
[22:55] *** Soul|SEX is now known as Soul|GOTLAID
[22:56] <Lizking> that was pretty quick...
Comment:
sorry, I need the timestamps in there.
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<Edwards> what's wrong with having 20 thousand pictures of little boys?
<Edwards> lmao
<porkbelly> umm
<Edwards> lmfao
<porkbelly> I can think of 20,000 things wrong with that
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