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#29717 (317/471) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I'm going to have the girl I made out with come to my office on her lunch break
<AlmtyBob> and have some "fun at work"
<AlmtyBob> *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
<IceWizard> ... you two are going to link up GBAs?
<IceWizard> and play Tetris?
<AlmtyBob> N0!
<AlmtyBob> ADVANCE WARS PLS

#29718 (263/467) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bobbya> anal sex is for assholes

#29700 (17/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Luke> hi
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of road get hit by trucks going both ways
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of airport runway get sucked into powerful jet engine and cut to tiny pieces of bloody pulp
* Quits: snes_rocks
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of donut is surrounded by joy always
* Quits: ssbmang
<+Luke> He who make joke on dead IRC channel make no laughs

#29712 (-3/1033) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JRC> OMG WTF LOL BBQ P2P ICQ MOM OIL VCR ISP DVD POP 707 IRK DUI CRT JRC!!!!111!!!111!!!1

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