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#29696 (9159/13115) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud

#29707 (3032/5216) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<danamania> http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm is a list of peoples last meal requests in texas
<danamania> before execution.
<danamania> lots of cheeseburgers there
<Hamster> oh thats really sad
<Hamster> it looks like criminals drink coke. pepsi marketing needs to get hold of this

#29708 (153/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lippizanr> blargh. must get dressed.
<king-mob> Lippizanr: you and your middle-class morality

#29705 (115/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Devion> i liked eminem, until i saw one of his videos and found out he was white...

#29706 (85/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Charc> Requel Welch looks good holding anything
<Gangor> not now she doesn't
<Charc> she could be holding my dead grandfathers rotting, maggot ridden penis in her hands, and the photo would still be art
<Gangor> you sick, sick man

#29704 (3/381) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
« DR_Satan0 » but jesus i couldnt look at my mom while she is riding me no matter how shitfaced i was..Comment: From #dcemu on cheatlist

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