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#29673 (290/458) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Confessor> I remember one time in boot camp.
<@Confessor> When I tried to ask the RDC for a head call... 'bathroom break.'
<@Confessor> I forgot the 'call' part.
<@Confessor> I ended up respectfully requesting head.
<@Confessor> From my drill instructor.
<@Confessor> And thus ended any hope of a political career.

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<CornFly> how can you watch a 4:3 film?
<GenjuroXL> try looking at it

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<Bifrost> BROWN NOTE > *
<triple6> POO JAM!
<DJ-Pyro> I always pick the best times to maximize this window

#29677 (22/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MASTERrg> Japan ain't all that special.
<pluggydug> they got school girls!!
<pluggydug> that in itself is special enough for me!!

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