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#29639 (301/433) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(@[UGP]SirSteam) ITS ALL FUCKING FUNNY TIL YOU ARE MARRIED
(@[UGP]SirSteam) THEN THE LAUGHTER FUCKING ENDS GENTLEMEN
(@[UGP]SirSteam) BE WARNED
(@[UGP]SirSteam) oh hi honey i was just talkin to the gu
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#29638 (356/546) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now
<Ex0duz> watched star trek ?
<Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/ |
#29640 (462/910) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<liquex> w00t
* liquex is the happiest man alive
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> w00t
<Gnimsh> hey liqqy
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> liqqy scored
<liquex> dude
<liquex> how did you know
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lol
<liquex> were you watching my webcam?
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lmao
<Gnimsh> lmao
<liquex> seriously i wanna know how you knew |
#29637 (128/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Auri> Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, those are the best brands.
<iganokage> we only have durex from those 3
<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> I'll send you an unopened package of Lifestyles iga.
<iganokage> lol
<iganokage> no seriously, im fine :)
<iganokage> "hey sunny, capt sent me condoms from texas, wanna try em out?"
<iganokage> "O_O"
<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> that'll work
<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> just think of me when you're doing it\
* [TFCC]Captain_W0nder runs |
#29648 (76/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Huzzler> chmod 777 kouha
<Huzzler> Now I can make you do stuff for me :-)
<Factotum> 777?!? You slut!
<Huzzler> Yeah!
<Huzzler> Execute him :-)
<Factotum> ./kouha
<kouha> Hi. I'm Kouha version 0.456 beta. Rape me. |
#29643 (10/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> OMFG
<AlmtyBob> I THINK MY INTERNAL ORGANS ALL JUST EXPLODED
<AlmtyBob> CHRIST
<AlmtyBob> that was so fucking painful my eyesight blurred for like 30 seconds
<ryo-ohki> ...
<Magickian> sounds like a good wank session
<AlmtyBob> fuck I hope my wannabe ulcer isn't starting again
<AlmtyBob> going to go take an explosive crap
<AlmtyBob> oh jesus
<AlmtyBob> no toilet paper |
#29647 (3/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<suppamooh> your anus has its own gravitational field, which "strangely", only attracts cocks! that's a mistery for scentists......
<kovakalu> suppa: gravitational field?
<kovakalu> suppa: it's black hole, but not the kind found in astronomy
<kovakalu> suppa: it's more related to gastronomy.. or rather the after-effects |
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