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#29635 (190/384) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town?
<triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry.

#29634 (270/698) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Asking for pictures.]
<Yosh^Yosh> you have to gain my trust for that :P
<Factotum> Fair enough, Yosh.
<Yosh^Yosh> ah, almost XD
<Yosh^Yosh> but i don't like the thought of you underssing me with your eyes :P
<CraiDt> How do we gain your trust Yoshiewoshieboshie
<CraiDt> And we don't do that with our eyes, we have photoshop for that

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<FlAWD> lol tattoo yer stop n shop card barcode on yer wang
<FlAWD> Clerk: do you have your card?
<FlAWD> Me: Yes
<FlAWD> Me: :::zziiipppppp:::

#29633 (6/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<innocent-eyez> i have a love/hate relationship with morons...
<innocent-eyez> i love to mock their stupidity and hate them for being stupid at the same time

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