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<Lippizanr> agh, my professor asks hard questions
<DJ-Pyro> sleep with him, much easier than doing actual work...and less painful
<Lippizanr> its a her.
<DJ-Pyro> sleep with her, much easier than doing actual work...and less painful

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<splice> davis took a swing at arnold's accent, said the governor should be able to pronounce "california" correctly.. guess he forgot about the population completely

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<+FuelDizzle> i wish i was a midget i'd dress up as a leperchaun

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<Guyver3> looks like hes fondling an imaginary barbara bush
<@Tommer> best kind :)

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<interface> so much manass and so much distance between it and my tool
<Cowboy> face you must take the zen approach
<Cowboy> wait
<Cowboy> let me phrase it in the form of a koan:
<Cowboy> A student approached the Master and asked, "Why is there so much manass yet so much distance between it and my tool?"
<Cowboy> To which the Master replied, "When you wake up in the morning, do you have a stinky finger?"
<Cowboy> The student was enlightened.
<interface> tru

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