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#29482 (8584/12922) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

#29479 (230/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Plex: Mom just called to tell me she?s coming home now
Plex: What am I supposed to say to that? ?thanks for letting me know, I'll finish jacking off now"
* Plex is now away: Busy

#29475 (220/414) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
<Gothic> :O
<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!?

#29473 (148/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<pimp> who was wearing them?

#29490 (55/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Michael> !seen my cock
<MonkeyBot> Sorry Michael, I haven't seen your cock around

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<Ven99> - I was downt in texas and walked into a mexican abortion clinic.
<Ven99> - The sign in the front said "CRIME STOPPERS"

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