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#29445 (439/577) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlazeHedgehog> For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong image with the wrong headline on the front page
<BlazeHedgehog> So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD RELEASED" |
#29452 (326/448) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...
<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.
<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he", |
#29463 (211/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/pianist for a band for "funk music"
<a_passerby> but i dont listen to funk music
<a_passerby> and the guy who asked me is a moron
<a_passerby> "yeah man, i dont use kazaa anymore. you know your computer broadcasts an ip address?"
<a_passerby> thats an EXACT QUOTE
<Everdraed-sleepytime> MY GOD AN IP ADDRESS
<Everdraed-sleepytime> MY HOUSE IS BROADCASTiNG A STREET ADDRESS |
#29446 (253/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Steele looks at his watch
<Steele> well either its 6:15 or mickey has a hard on |
#29470 (223/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jwz> "i like that unix has zombie processes... it would be even better if there were also ninja processes... or maybe some ultimate pirate ninja zombie helper monkey... then it would be the best operating system EVER." |
#29456 (195/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool
< krept_> i'm going to have real friends
< krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT
<@meth> going to get a few new action figures?
< krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally |
#29442 (225/407) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<obso> christ
<obso> you get drunk and make out with a guy
<obso> and all of a sudden all of irc is on yer ass
<obso> my girlfriend thought it was cute. |
#29450 (187/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ncik> i just found £10 in my pocket
<ncik> that's handy
<LERCH> i love it when that happens
<LERCH> especialy when its not my trousers i am wearing
<Chris[ni]> i found somthing in my trousers
<Chris[ni]> considerably larger than £10
* LERCH ignors chris's last comment
<Chris[ni]> it was my wallet |
#29444 (229/429) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Procyon> I don't know the world around me!
<Procyon> I'm scared, and confused!
<DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently? |
#29454 (188/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay
<jeebas> err bids |
#29455 (146/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages |
#29443 (124/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrBeanTroll> ah, San Francisco Personal Ads
<Ocean-Saurian> What aobut 'em?
<MrBeanTroll> you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany
<MrBeanTroll> I must be careful
<MrBeanTroll> "I'm looking for a cute strong guy with a truck to help me move a couch from Dolores Park to Oakland some time this week during the evening. I'll buy you dinner afterwards. Picture required." |
#29448 (153/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures.
<Atob> And those pictures are of naked ladies. |
#29453 (145/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<flint`> well
<flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea
<flint`> they have completely abolished sexism
<flint`> and now they all just act like girls |
#29461 (126/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bifrost> tell em to suck the bucket of 1000000 cocks
<willo> it'd be mean to steal heps bucket
<kingmob> oh, she's not gonna finish all those.
<kingmob> ...is she?
<HEPZILLA> MY COCKS |
#29458 (98/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aFrO> hehe yeah I found a prossie on the way home :)
_Frog_> rofl
_Frog_> looking for one?
<aFrO> and she let me nail her for a £1
_Frog_> I hope you brought a hammer |
#29449 (81/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+NaruNaru> i have yet to find a girl with the correct md5checksum |
#29447 (80/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash
(@Spellbinder) hash?
(+emil) what?
(+emil) oh
(+emil) i have fat fingers
(+emil) so when i laugh on irc
(+emil) i press the s button too |
#29465 (52/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: yar, that they do... they're impressed that i want to focus on internal martial arts (the shaolinsi) because most foreigners just want to learn flashy-kungfu stuff.. not the real stuff
<Demogorgo> tokenshi: so that means you're going to be a celibate monk or something?
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: basically yeah, my taichi instructor now is making me go celibate to increase my skill/focus during my remaining months here
<cyberdyne> Dood
<cyberdyne> Do you even jerk off?
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: but it doesn't really bother me because the girl i'm in love with moved away anyways... so it's good timing i believe
<Demogorgo> tokenshi: are you serious?
<tokenshi> cyberdyne: i'm working on that one... it's hard, but i'm not supposed to.. |
#29466 (39/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+SillyHalfMexican> omg i found bl4des post
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dear Dr Dick,
<+SillyHalfMexican> I have a little penis and I am wondering, will girls laugh at me?
<+SillyHalfMexican> L, June15
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dr Dick replies: Probably, but who cares if they do! If you've got them to that stage you're probably going to get what you're after.
<@{TsL}VertigoKiller> lmao
<+]eVo[Bl4de> Mexican go join the penis mile high club, you get frequent dick miles for being a little prick |
#29457 (1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
• Nick: GayRightsActivist changed nickname to MavericK
• Channel Mode: ChanServ sets mode +o to MavericK
(@MavericK) this doesnt not mean im gay.
(Dodgy) hahah sena
(@CuT) hahahaha
(@Tumek) no ... we know you'll always be gay
(@MavericK) HAHAHA SHIT
(@MavericK) DOESNT NOT
(@MavericK) FUCK
(@MavericK) OOPS
(@MavericK) :/ |
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