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#29438 (174/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TeddGCM> Speakinf of motorcycles, almost ran a guy over today
<TeddGCM> he was on a motorcycle and he pulled dead out in front of me
<TeddGCM> Almost wasn't able to stop in time
<TeddGCM> I think he crapped his pants
<+Admiral_Justin> well, if you were THAT close... :X
<TeddGCM> well at the next light he sort of sttod up and wiggled like there was something in his pants that shouldn't have been

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<Lepper> i rode my bike for 2 hours today.. w00t
<Lepper> my legs are getting so much stronger
<splice> thatll help when you have to run away from girls

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<ryano> grape juice + vodka > red wine

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<TheGush> I aint requesting, just asking if someone knows where I can get it

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* Joins: SD-Washu (~washu@12-225-223-206.client.attbi.com)
<AlmtyBob> did you know that SD-Washu's host mask is an anagram for "Cock sucking jewbag"
<AlmtyBob> if you're allowed to use letters more than once

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