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#29422 (233/435) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<btm4k> ill brb - picking up kids from the bus stop
<Scared_Of_SD_Gundam> PEDOPHILE
#29400 (182/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oreo> If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
#29424 (154/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> fucking LEET
<J3anyus> my roomie just left
<J3anyus> now i can jax0r
<J3anyus> but i gotta shit first
... time passes ...
<J3anyus> so like
<J3anyus> check this out
<J3anyus> my roomie leaves
<J3anyus> and he's like
<Conj|Work> hahahahahahahahahaha
<J3anyus> "i'm gonna be gone for a few hours"
<Conj|Work> pwn3d
<J3anyus> right
<J3anyus> yeah
<J3anyus> you already know what happened
#29421 (146/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Ben> 2 kids. 7 and 8 for around 3 hours after school
<SeraphicMirth> those are good ages
<Frank> for cooking!
<Frank> i mean babysitting
#29420 (110/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xylene> hey Hawq, fuck you, you dirty sheep fucker!!! ahhh
<SinisterTengu> lol
<Xylene> just kidding
<Hawq> I'll have you know I bathed that sheep myself so it was clean beforehand
<Hawq> I'd never have a dirty oneComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#29423 (127/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pencap> HEY LOOK A DIVERSION
* Parts: pencap (~pencapche@12-229-68-133.client.attbi.com)
#29431 (47/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+wang|school> maxim is to shit like feces is to shit
<+]eVo[Bl4de> and you're to cow testicles what semen is to my testicles!
<+wang|school> I live in your balls?
<+]eVo[Bl4de> wrong! you're going to be expelled in 5 minutes!
#29407 (39/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Synlor> want jesus to rise from the grave and rape me
<Synlor> twice
<TiTaN> STFU faggot.
<Synlor> dont be all jealous just cause our savior thinks im hot and youre not
#29399 (6/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloone> you've been a gamer for quite some time i hear
<homerj_> that's "gay man"
#29428 (-1/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Mediator1> hehe bash.org
<Mr_Mediator1> <neoMesis> thats like 11 year olds having sex
<Mr_Mediator1> <neoMesis> WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?
<Mr_Mediator1> <aux_> i dunno but i like it
<Mr_Mediator1> Thats something I would say
<Cheesetor> lol
<Cheesetor> well... how far off is that as a 15 year old having sex ;)
<Mr Mediator1>  At least six monthsComment: n/a
#29413 (-1/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
The 5E Tank: for your app, you wanted it to hibernate?
Sandman 5E: no
Sandman 5E: actually
Sandman 5E: I need a differant app
Sandman 5E: well
The 5E Tank: Heh.
Sandman 5E: a more advanced app :)
The 5E Tank: Uh oh.
Sandman 5E: or
Sandman 5E: you could just right a couple apps
Sandman 5E: either wya
Sandman 5E: well
Sandman 5E: now that I think about it
Sandman 5E: you probably won't be able to do one of em
Sandman 5E: anyways
* The 5E Tank sets mode +female Sandman5E
Sandman 5E: hahah
#29401 (-5/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
lunacrow: what's red and crawls up your leg?
lunacrow: a homesick abortion
#29418 (-2/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«+ Xylene » lol, i dont care about having a girlfriend anyway
<Hawq> as long as your hand dont fall off
<Hawq> ;)
«+ Xylene » lol haha
«@ Dilbert|sleep» women are good to have around
«@ Dilbert|sleep» in case you need something to slap
<Hawq> nah, monkeys are more fun to spank
«@ Dilbert|sleep» and good eatin too
«@ Dilbert|sleep» give me gas though

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