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#29350 (568/732) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kain> My grandma wants me to have a disco ball at her funeral.
<Kain> And she wants me to attach those invisible ropes to her corpse, and when the priest finishes the disco ball will come down, and disco will come on, and she'll start flying around the room.
<Kain> Seriously, this is what my grandma wants.
<SoulBain> Best.
<SoulBain> Grandma.
<SoulBain> Ever. |
#29376 (386/550) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Cavalorn] ok
[Cavalorn] I must say this
[Cavalorn] in england, 'uncut' means 'not censored'
[Cavalorn] so, 'uncut porn' is 'porn with all the good bits left in'.
[CapnBee] ;llkfj
[CapnBee] ;lkjasdflkjasf,sdf
[Cavalorn] you're way ahead of me.
[Cavalorn] however, in the US, 'uncut' seems to mean 'uncircumcised'
[Cavalorn] so
[b0o] gagsagdsagasgsadsa
[Cavalorn] I am now deleting an awful lot of pictures of cocks from my hard drive
[b0o] hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha |
#29360 (267/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MP0werd> sweet, labor day!
<MP0werd> no school
* MP0werd immediately starts procrastinating
<Colin> I'll do that later |
#29351 (319/509) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MightyQuinn> You know about those roman hackers.
<MightyQuinn> THey were I III III VII. |
#29337 (183/387) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<teekid> shooting air into my mouth with my gun gave me a headache x_x
<TiTaN> next time try a Bullet in thereComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#29352 (151/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<clay> ive always wanted to pay a hot cashier with food stamps and then ask her out |
#29355 (157/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<soylent> Chemical Ali captured
<soylent> i thought they had killed him
<clay> they killed him three times
<clay> he committed suicide once or twice
<clay> He is the king of spades and No. 5 in the deck of cards issued by the military of the 55 most-wanted Iraqis.
<clay> there are 52 cards in a deck
<clay> plus two jokers i guess
<clay> whats the other one
<clay> the little card that tells you how to play two card games
<clay> i wonder who got stuck with that winner
<clay> probably the guy who brought saddam his morning slippers |
#29383 (13/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> i used to deliver pizza
<maff> i used to deliver pizza from the box to my mouthComment: #geekissues
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#29378 (8/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pheonyx> i wish there was an 'opinion-blocker'
<Pheonyx> like a 'spam-blocker'
<Pheonyx> but blocked everyone else opinion from irc
<Pheonyx> cuz if i cared, id ask
<ssrbrando> oooooo
<ssrbrando> if he cared he'd ask
<Pheonyx> thats right
<ssrbrando> everything centers around pheonyx
<Pheonyx> no
<Pheonyx> it doesnt
<Redzzz> and bitching about stuff you cant change is like.. anybody in this channel having sexComment: #altrock @ efnet
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#29354 (5/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<clay> words with ae looks cool
<clay> they should change them all to that
<clay> masturbaetd |
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