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#29318 (354/482) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Odat> I remember that time I told the hair chick to cut about an inch off the back
<Odat> but what she heard was "cut all my hair as short as you possibly can"
<Odat> bad acoustics, I guess
<NakedKitty> wow.... yeah... that seems to happen a lot
<NakedKitty> or... her inch was a lot bigger than yours
<Odat> impossible
<Odat> men have the largest notion of an inch

#29314 (291/445) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<T|Vegi> is iga here?
<T|Vegi> where are you igaaaaa
<Aurielle> Call him a leprechaun.
<Aurielle> He'll show up.
<Aurielle> LEPRECHAUN
<iga-shadow> hi
<iga-shadow> oh poo
<GodOfWonders> IT WORKED!

#29317 (143/325) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hypr> im gay
<J3anyus> appparently i'm gay now.
<hypr> fuck you, i was gay first
<J3anyus> we can be gay together :>

#29328 (66/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<egon> check out, and turn in old keys, and that's the end of the old apartment..
<DJ-Pyro> burn it to the ground
<egon> I think it's worse to leave it back to the landlords

#29311 (4/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<duxr0x>...
<duxr0x> i told u u couldn't amputate a cats leg with a goddamn toothbrush you dumbfuck

#29315 (-2/316) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dj^eShovel> ima go finish packing my shit upstairs
<notbob> you gay?

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