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<pupkick> baby's doing great
<pupkick> took him 39~ hours to have his first pee, but hot damn did he fill that fucking diaper, gown, and all
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<Gridle> Mahjong and Nicola make my zits all hard and puss filed!
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<Gridle> i eat bullshit
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<Jeeba> I have a high temptation to submit pointless spam to bash.cx
<Jeeba> Since it doesnt need moderator's approval
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TheOffspring326: man some black guy called while i was workin at Dominos earlier
TheOffspring326: and he was like
TheOffspring326: "Yo, what kinda specials yall got goin on up in there"
TheOffspring326: i was like... "we have the Negro special.....which is basically like a regular pizza except its covered with crack cocaine and stolen property
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<psykoz> my projected goal is atleast 6 figures by 30, but i don't ever care to own my own business
<psykoz> every person i have met that is a business owner looks 50 at the age of 35
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