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<idsif> you're smarter than the average american
<ascian> of course. i'm canadian. |
#29236 (267/431) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Nichole): ascian gets sassy when she drinks
(@ascian): haha i read 'gets easy'
(@ascian): unfortunately both are true :( |
#29258 (228/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrFaustus> yes...we've all had our mother's cunt tightly wrapped around our head...
<atarax> except me, I was a c-section. :)
<DrFaustus> you were to lazy to even be born eh? |
#29247 (232/406) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Killrbyte> !googlepop "anal sex";"oral sex"
<migas> - "anal sex" is more popular than "oral sex" (2220000>1360000
<Video`> NO WAY
<Video`> FUCK THAT SHIT
<Killrbyte> Video`: Exactly. |
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<zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are sticking their tongue out at us |
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<NameHere> duz any one need a website made or logo
<Odat> I do
<NameHere> ok
<Odat> I need a great big logo, about 600x100, that says "FUCK OFF"
<NameHere> why
<Odat> so that I can put it on a web page, and give you the URL to view it
<NameHere> ok |
#29241 (192/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jjfate> does forking come after spooning?
<Swoozy> No, forking comes before spooning
<Swoozy> You don't have energy to do anything but spoon after fork
<Odat> if you want to fork more than once you quickly learn how neccesary spoons are
<Odat> if you go too long forking without spooning, the woman is liable to work a knife on you |
#29260 (114/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Livewireo> AOL owns winamp?
<jestuh> yeah few years back they sold out
<Livewireo> ;[
<Livewireo> i feel so dirty...using AIM, using Winamp...oh, and having an AOL account |
#29233 (116/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(RobbiePaul): i need to get a new pair of glasses, mostly because i dont have any and years of lack of girlfriend has caused me to go blind. |
#29248 (93/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there.
<Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that?
<Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada.
<Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine.
<Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom.
<Blade> XD
<Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs.
<Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China.
<Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years.
<Blade> You have some issues, Dan. |
#29249 (64/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.
<Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9. |
#29243 (60/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sir haides> you wanna know what i did?
<sir haides> you're going to _love_ this.
<hile> sure
<sir haides> i inserted an Aqua cd.
<sir haides> the band.
<sir haides> Aqua crashed my mac.
<sir haides> fucking ironic.
<sir haides> ain't it? |
#29231 (39/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(ally^): thats if you dont mind dancing with a preg chick
(@ascian): they weeble and they wobble but they don't fall down. |
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<BD|Aweh> just like i pay £1m for every condom i use due to the size of it <The_Package> micro technology is mega expensive innit BD|Aweh :P |
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<outlawpoet> building your own girlfriend is not masturbation unless you can accurately predict her actions |
#29245 (-6/584) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> ultimate porn movie = an 8 year old girl with a penis, tied up and being whipped by a midget, letting a dog shit and piss in "her" mouth while a person positions a corpse to straddle "her" while the girl vomits |
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<Dj^eShovel> he will be like taking you like 5 miles into the woods, stipping your cloths off,
<Dj^eShovel> ass raping you then leaving you to be picked up by hunters <|PT|Euth> I believe that's your fantasy
<Dj^eShovel> yeah it is |
#29251 (-3/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Boone> I shaved my scrotum tho
<Boone> wanna see?
<Yamaholic> um no
<Boone> http://iboone.net/scrotum.jpg
[Wed Aug 13 21:06:59 2003] [error] [client 154.5.23.241] File does not exist: /home/dave/htdocs/scrotum.jpg
<Yamaholic> not gonna lookComment: error message is from servers error_log at that point in time
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