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#29168 (7913/11589) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Arai> I use my right hand for everything except *one* thing.
<Arai> Not wanking.
<Arai> I wipe my ass with my left hand.
<Vhabion> I use toillet paper

#29167 (7153/10557) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Digga> they're all shit in my....WHAT THE FUCK?
<Digga> it sounded like someone just tried to kick the door in
<Digga> brb
<Digga> i open the door
<Digga> someone's lying there
<Jiggaboy> wtf
<Digga> they came to deliver a pizza leaflet
<Digga> tripped up the step
<Digga> smashed into the door
<Digga> and fell over

#29187 (191/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<niteshade> it's called ucontrol
<niteshade> I'm just chatting with one of the people that did a bit on it
<niteshade> will tell him
<snax> what does it do, kill caps lock?
<titikaka> it lets you reassign keys
<snax> cool
<snax> fast?
<titikaka> yes, it's fast
<niteshade> snax: does lots of other things
<niteshade> had this thing that lets you type with a one hand.... until the lawyers for a commerical patent made them stop it
<danamania> masturbating has been patented?

#29171 (160/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mike468> theres nothing funnier than watching your 13 year old little brother type 'ilikebigtits.com' into the browser in the pc downstairs

#29179 (124/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lepper> I would like to be able to order groceries online using mIRC. And phone my neighbor and call her a bitch.
<Lepper> with mIRC scripting, anything is possible!
<CptnJustc> Can mIRC scripting make a boulder too heavy for it to lift?

#29180 (56/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Caffiend> man, i wish i could just go somewhere, and ask for tits
<Caffiend> just walk into starbucks 'let's see some tits'

#29182 (-1/391) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> smb.conf is awesome
<kisama> it lets you have 99 lives
<kisama> and always fire flower mario

#29181 (-1/371) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sifar> anybody know the name of the dance with sounds made with tapping feet?
<sifar> i mean dancers make sounds with their shoes.

#29178 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> i hate it when people think 8-track and ATRAC are the same thing ;[

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