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#29152 (7247/11145) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<luqin> senior year
<luqin> my roomate is on a job interview for sam adams
<luqin> he's on a ridealong with a sales guy
<luqin> they start talking about music
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "gwen stefani is pretty hot"
<luqin> my roomate is trying to be professional
<luqin> says "yeah she's pretty attractive"
<MadHack-> heh
<luqin> 30 seconds of silence
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "I'd eat her ass"
<dave__> HAHAHAHAHA
<MadHack-> ahahahahaha
<erobbins> HAHAHAHAHA
<russur> HAHAHAHAHA
<dave__> fuck i just spit out my lemonade
#29156 (112/340) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<icorislicoris> does anyone else have this problem where if you open your mouth too wide while you yawn your jaw unhinges and gets stuck?
<icorislicoris> it's really painful :(
<octothorpe> no, but can i fuck your mouth?
#29144 (80/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sydeshow> it was just way too odd this morning. Like. "why the fuck does my ass hurt!"
#29146 (4/778) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> i know my freedom is already threatened by my own government
<ToiletDuk> does that mean we get to attack?
<FishBulb> <ToiletDuk> i can't fucking believe my leader is against gay marriage!!!!
#29148 (0/360) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Infe> i wonder if they'd let a plane go with like 200 arabs who all booked seats heheeh
<Infe> it would be politically incorrect to stop it
#29145 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Infe> http://www.tacobell.com/2003recall/
<Infe> ahahha wtf
<Conj|Work> see
<Conj|Work> thats hatfag's prob
<Conj|Work> he never thinks outside the bun
<Conj|Work> or smth
#29151 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CptnJustc> Man, Amazon still has that 'Amazon Exclusive!  Order Your Segway Transporter' deal at the top left.  How many gigabytes of bandwidth has that wasted by now?  :-oComment: #ramen

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