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#29125 (336/508) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<auntbunny> meandthespacebarhadanargumentandnowwearenttalking
#29120 (201/437) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
#29135 (120/272) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kooKyGuY> i hate error boxes that wont go away even when i click cancel
<kooKyGuY> telling me there is no dick in the cd rom after i took the disk out heh
<kooKyGuY> i dont wanna have toput it back in to make it go away
<FourOhFour> If your drive complains about a lack of dick...
<Roguer> "<kooKyGuY> telling me there is no dick in the cd rom.." hmmmmm
<FourOhFour> ...I don't want to be anywhere near your computer :-D
Comment: #Trillian on BeyondIRC
#29122 (118/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BitS> my friends athlon 1600 with gf2mx400 runs SWG as fast as my athlon3000 with a gf4ti4600
<BitS> figure that one out
<BitS> he plays with more detail than i do :(
<pupwork> "friend"
<pupwork> that's the part I'm trying to figure out
<BitS> pupwork: foreign concept to you I know
<pupwork> BitS: hey now! you can't turn my "diss" around and "slam" me, that's against the rules!
#29132 (113/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** God- has joined #voices
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v God-
<God-> hello
<Teialantis> :o
<Teialantis> I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU
<Keiron> Well, seeing as Fancia does not enjoy rampant furry sex (read: rape), I would be surprised to see her on Taps.
<Teialantis> o_O
<Fancia> :o
<Keiron> ;P
<Fancia> I do. ^.^
<Fancia> ...
<Fancia> *Horrible* timing.
<Fancia> I was referring to the "God" thing. ^.^;;;;
* Fancia blushes a dark red and flees the room
#29118 (-5/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Jordash is now known as PolicemanJ
*** Signoff: PolicemanJ (Killed (sprint.austnet.org (Banned from AustNet: You are not a police representantive of any kind. Please choose another nickname.)))
Comment: #animeunsw on Austnet

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