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#29104 (215/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wfg> at one place I worked, someone had an "rm -fr" in a build script for  their software development team...the makefile was set up wrong so that it would start in / and do the rm -fr...and it traversed /net, which was the automounter directory.
<wfg> Blew away 40 servers before the build guy thought to wonder why his make was taking six hours.
#29110 (238/426) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bruce> You know the mile high club?
<Sheila> what about it?
<Bruce> Can you join it on your own?
<Sheila> you sad, sad little man
#29102 (171/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amante> ToiletDuk: I'd respond to that but I've learned through hard experience that you're a vacuum devoid of logic and it's pointless to try and argue something even as simple as common sense with you. So just die instead. Thanks.
#29108 (225/439) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlueFlash> We need to get Mike a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg
#29103 (125/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RickoniX> Ooh, QDB2
<RickoniX> And you get to dig through the un-accepted quotes!!!
<RickoniX> woot
<j4_james> qdb2?
<RickoniX> Yeah, it's either the next QDB, or it's like Gnutella2, a ripoff :P
<RickoniX> It's at http://bash.cx
<Petah> .cx?
<Petah> thats enough to scare me offComment: #foogoo on BeyondIRC
#29112 (63/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> i wonder what it takes to join the cia
<Ken-wr0k> suck a lot of dick
<Dekkon> then your mom must be way up there in the ranks
#29101 (5/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Flagg> BitS: I have, but that is also not even close to living in Africa, and taking your marshmallow roasting fantasy with the scoutmaster is no comparison at all.
#29098 (-2/246) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<turtles> there was a grey wire
<turtles> does that serve any purpose?
<Lu-Tze> it goes in a very specific port
<Lu-Tze> ill tell you how to find it
<Lu-Tze> first of all bend over
<turtles> ¬_¬Comment: #pcgf on Gamesnet
#29100 (-2/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Knighted_> if(lost == true) { Water.Get(); Shelter.Build(); Food.Find(); }

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