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#29047 (275/463) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house
<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
<wangschlong> it turns out
<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
#29045 (215/389) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB
#29051 (178/382) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tito> asl
<czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool
#29044 (149/343) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!
#29046 (142/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
#29054 (88/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<orphik> dialup is like the small penis of the internet
#29048 (57/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> haha
Comment: December 26th
#29052 (10/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated my dog and not known untill I got an ugly litter
#29050 (4/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours

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