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<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house
<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
<wangschlong> it turns out
<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
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<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB
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<tito> asl
<czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool
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<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!
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<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
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<orphik> dialup is like the small penis of the internet
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#29048
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[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> haha
Comment:
December 26th
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<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated my dog and not known untill I got an ugly litter
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<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours
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