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#28993 (266/392) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Yamatto> note to self
<Yamatto> shave before leaving hotel tomorrow so as not to scare the little children
<Stikes> taken too many ways :(
* Magus snickers
<Yamatto> my face you bastards
<Yamatto> my face

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<icmp> last night i went out with this chick, she wanted to give me a handjob i said no way my hands are just fine thank you and left promptly..what a weirdo!

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<Alan> i remember trying to back up my entire C:\windows directory to CD
<Alan> i ended up with a gazillion coasters before i realized i was trying to burn the swap file

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<Aokromes> what HOTTT
<Aokromes> 102 °F / 39 °C
<[Piratez]> no idea what temp it is outside here
<[Piratez]> but it aint hot
<[Piratez]> no chicks are out

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