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#28960 (304/420) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?
<insight> Well, you could try NASA's "things not yet and never will be invented"-department or something.

#28954 (230/424) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
knockout: yo brian, i just bought a shit load of weed!
flyinbri: this is brians mother
knockout: oh...fuck, bye

#28956 (197/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Low`DOHC> I'm not god...
<Low`DOHC> I'm more along the lines of buddha
<CaptChaos> yeah, fat and overly passive

#28957 (94/220) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I'm gonna try routing the ds3 and 3 t-1 lines through a single cisco 3640
<Hatter> I hope it works ok
<yelworc> holy crap
<yelworc> who could possibly need that much porn?
<splice> hah
<splice> see, hatter jerks off multiple dicks in addition to his own

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