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#28937 (323/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup
<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room
<Kitsa> take a big swig
<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"
<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine
<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great
#28940 (200/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =)
<Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later
#28938 (227/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?
<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
#28942 (180/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@rzr_grl> wow.
<@rzr_grl> $1500 into the bank
<@rzr_grl> $1449.98 out of the bank
<@rzr_grl> in under 30 min
* rzr_grl sobs
<@jwz> hey, that's profit!
<@jwz> now you let the compound interest do its thing
#28935 (141/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikaro> asdasd
<held> bubu
<[Piratez]> mating calls?
#28941 (137/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* RuKK backs up LadyLia's brain
<RuKK> on dvdr ;x
<LadyLia> ;P
* RuKK makes slight changes
* phox pirates it
* phox writes RuKK a no clothes crack
#28934 (115/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fred> oh yeah and he asked me " the naval service is a fighting force. how do you feel about enemy forces dieing as a result of your actions?"
<Chris[ni]> lol
<fred> i repplied with : " i wanna kill all my life. killing is why i get up in the morning. you got anybody to kill around here?"
<Chris[ni]> did he ask "how do u feel about dieing?"
<Chris[ni]> whist reaching into his coat?
<fred> yeah. i can't remember much else.
<fred> except the police cars arriving.
#28929 (101/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fufie> I'm looking forward to Cage as superman
<blue09> nicky cage as superman? int'resting
<muscle> I'd like Rowan Atkinson as Superman

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