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#28925 (318/482) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fred> my kitten left little presents for me all around the kitchen this morning.
<Chris[ni]> cool, what did u get
<Chris[ni]> a bike? |
#28927 (185/329) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music playing. So my friend suddenly says to me "This is good music to jerk off to" I'm like "What the fuck?" and he goes "Yeah, doesn't everyone have a song that they jerk off to?" - And while he said that, the music was turned off and he screamed it throughout the entire pub. Everyone was looking mighty strange at me... |
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(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command. |
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<noxic> jon is a power house
<clay> of weakness |
#28924 (-6/386) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<publius> i love smoked meat |
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