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#28890 (215/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina!
<[Piratez]> o.o
<PRoWoRK> ...sorry...
<[Piratez]> pro, this is the part where u type 'wrong chan'
#28887 (205/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fred> i say, you shoot three people, because they won't make you apple pie, and all of a sudden you are a "murderer". what is the world coming to?
<fred> and then when the police have the audacity to come to "talk" they don't bring any pie with them. rude.
<fred> i hope you all realise my one phone call was wasted on this dial up connection.
#28884 (158/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kingmob> oh, yes, the poor downtrodden welsh.
<@kingmob> you'd think they'd be grateful for the occupiers' gift of vowels.
#28878 (186/398) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blue09> yes!
<blue09> sim city 3k has world trade center A
<blue09> world trade center B
<blue09> and a bulldozer!
<blue09> i know what to do!
*** blue09 is now known as binladen09
#28883 (5/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<davidc> there once was vaginal secretion
<davidc> that filled up a cup to repletion
<davidc> a vessel thus sighted
<davidc> made thumbtack excited
<davidc> so he beat himself off to completion
#28886 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@MafiaManMoro) im in ben at 2
(@puggo) lmfao
(@puggo) ur in ben are u
(@MafiaManMoro) *bed
(@MafiaManMoro) :o
Comment: #h|s / quakenet

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