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#28864 (218/408) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* lemming almost ejaculates
* lemming rolls on the floor moaning
<[Bond]> 0.o
<Yumi_Saotome> thats too much info right there
<[Bond]> not for me, send pics
#28857 (103/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VeryCoolCat> oh god, im gonna watch out what videos i download on the net
<strangled-cake> why?
<strangled-cake> MPAA subpoena?
<VeryCoolCat> no
<VeryCoolCat> i got a bad porno
#28862 (7/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<davidc> langdon you should have your .net app access a php web service that instantiates the class and returns the game in xml format!!
#28859 (3/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Insomniak> Did anyone else get a boner from watching The Lion King?
<Insomniak> that girl lion was suck a cock tease
Comment: One of many easter eggs from the ZDaemon launcher
#28853 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
« xfade7 » competition is where you lower the bar to your chest, and a judge makes sure its testing, claps, and you push it all the way up.
« xfade7 » testing=touching
<ThUg_WiGGa> then i test my dick alot

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