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#28849 (236/398) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psypete> ooooo!
<psypete> i stepped outta my door and what do i find? a fresh spool of 100 48x CDR's :-)
* rik steps out of his door
* rik finds no spool of cds.
* rik pouts
* danamania peeks out her door too
<danamania> some leaves.
* danamania tries burning them.
<danamania> yup! 48x leaves
<rik> oh. hm. now there is a flatmate there.
* rik waves to flatmate.
* danamania burns flatmate
<rik> * flatmate flickers gently
<danamania> aww. only 2x
#28852 (37/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Rabies> that is proper
<Mr_Rabies> woot.
<Parak> mrproper?
<Parak> did you make a booboo in your source tree? :/
* Parak stabs self
* technodrone stabs Parak
<Mr_Rabies> oe noes
<Mr_Rabies> parak committed seppuku
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
<technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> not if you have 20 penises
<Mr_Rabies> all arranged in a circular pattern.
<janitorbob> but do you have 20 prostates
<Temujin> or don't fap for 20 days to save up
<technodrone> penis gatling gun ?
<Mr_Rabies> no they're like
<technodrone> like cow's utter ?
<Mr_Rabies> a bunch of penises... in a WTF WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS SHIT
<Reptile> i knew i should have just closed irc
<technodrone> it stirrs up chan's interest
* Defenestrator comes back to the channel... and quickly leaves again
#28844 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nasna> i'm a day a head of you all, 9/11 happened on the 10th here
#28847 (-2/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(chronicle) i want to see a video of a woman giving birth so i can see exactly how much vaginal discharge/embriotic fluid/afterbirth comes out
(dunn) if you find one link me
(dunn) i wouldnt mind masturbating to the miracle of life tonight
#28843 (-3/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pHluid> Uh...
<pHluid> So this "chick" I know (Guy. Had a sex change.) just said "...I'm gonna be staying with friends until I have this baby"
#28850 (-4/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josho> !pending
<migas> - 14578 quotes approved; 297 quotes pending; 423 marked as sux
<Josho> probably all of them
<Luigi30> 1 got through
<Luigi30> http://bash.org/?122456 <--- that one got through
<Josho> jesus
<Josho> i don't know how it did
<DigDug> awful
<Luigi30> lol
<Josho> even PEN says it's awfulComment: #geekissues

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