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#28824 (351/571) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thom> I'm British. In history classes over here to study world war two someone holds up a picture of Churchill and we masturbate in silence for forty minutes.

#28829 (241/405) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wisdom> For once it would be nice to see a well-adjusted main character.
<Wisdom> Sort of like Professor Xavier. But a werewolf. And not crippled.
<Wisdom> The psychic part would be cool, though.
<Wisdom> A psychic werewolf
<Wisdom> With a shotgun!
<Wisdom> Now that has the makings of the BEST GAME EVER.
*** Wisdom was kicked by Silversong (It's for your own good.)

#28828 (117/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nimduin> I'm black. In a white kind of way.
<Nimduin> At least, I have a black sweatshirt.
<doobedoobedoo> You're whiter than milk!
<spunky> And fattier than Cream.

#28822 (126/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xerox> Heh. Sailor Moon's greatest enemy would be an old man with a camera. "Quick Sailor Scouts, transform and defeat him!" "But... He's got a camera..."

#28825 (79/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Random-Guy> Hello? Is anyone there? I did it! I'm the last #finalfighter alive! *Spills his hand lotion* That...that's not fair. There was time now!

#28826 (24/358) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PhoenixUltima> Why the hell do you think people believe in Jesus?
<terra> BECAUSE JESUS EIGHT NINE!

#28821 (4/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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