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#28781 (321/529) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ab0mination> I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being taken off my bed so I couldn't get down
<Ab0mination> And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at the end of the bed
<Ab0mination> So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down onto the floor at 3am.
<Ab0mination> I've now got to go to the vet to get my cat checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf fuckwit)
<Ab0mination> My parents and sisters are not speaking to me.
<Ab0mination> Because they found me kneeling down beside the limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it like the Borg of Star Trek do.
<Ab0mination> Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile".

#28785 (83/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Melodie has left #interplay
<Sandman> D:
<Sandman> Damn.
<Sandman> I'm alone again.
<Sandman> Well, I guess there's nothing else to do...
<Sandman> *fapfapfap*

#28787 (43/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* OxD kicks rbastic in the nuts
<rbastic> comeon man
<OxD> heh
<rbastic> i need those. for like, making semen and stuff.
<rbastic> mostly just for the semen.

#28769 (-1/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Boone|Werk> dna's mom has a cock?
<DNAspark99> it's actually just a really malformed tumor
<Miteorite> she tickles my prostate good
<CG> heh
<CG> i know how ya feel

#28768 (0/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ransid> hey im already running for president
<Ransid> all i need is 5% of the federal vote this time to gain federal funding next time
<Ransid> me pledge, legalize it, lower booze age
<Wilen> yeah!
<Ransid> think ill make 5%
<Stikes> don't homosexuals make up like 10% of population anyway?

#28786 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rbastic> OxD: no, i know gays, and i'm comfy w/ it.
<rbastic> OxD: well, comfortable.
<rbastic> OxD: not comfy. :P

#28775 (-3/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LM> DirectX 9.0b Officially Released
<LM> anyone try this?
<derril> nope, u try first!

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