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<jay> i was so tired i started seeing shit, it was really crazy
<jay> i was at shane's house and i saw a cat
<jay> sitting in front of me
<jay> but shane doesn't have a cat
<jay> and nor does his neighbor have dancing leprechauns in his driveway
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<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.
<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
Comment:
birthday math
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<suraka> there should be a GTA3 mod to see how many prostitutes you can sleep with in 5mins
<Lynkx> there is, its called college
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<tinks> ah i still remember when i got busted for drink driving...
"i swear to drunk officer im not god"
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Althanus: Today children on Mr. Willie's Magic Slong-Dong Ride the letter of the day is rape.
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<Puthuff[pWg]> cg: how would youcopy a string to the clipboard thru the use of mirc script
<Catgirl[BTEG]> You can't.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> JESUS CHRIST
<insane> /clipboard text you want to put in clipboard
<insane> /clipboard -a if you want to appened text to text already in clipboard
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Wow.
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overly zealous mirc
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<@Albatross[BTEG]> I have power titties
<+MrSaturn> is power titties a new way of saying "bitch tits"?
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