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#28417 (595/735) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Overmynd> Man i wish i had get access to my gf's hotmail so i could read her sissy e-mails
<Zergy> Heh, yeah.
<Dipsy> Huh?, what's the adress..ill hack it for you.
<Zergy> lol, should i or you ban the newb?
<Overmynd> No wait lets see what he got;), heres the adress: sarahgurl_85@hotmail.com
<Dipsy> Ok ill private msg you the password, one second
<Zeargy> haha, this is pathetic
<Dipsy> There you go
<Overmynd> k, lets see...
<Overmynd> omfg!, its working.
<Dipsy> Now are you gonna read the "sissy" mails or be a good boy and respect your gf? >:)
<Overmynd> ?, oh shit...
<Overmynd> Hi sarah T_T..
<Zergy> rofl |
#28523 (308/422) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #freebsd
[dna`]: what's the difference between 4.8 and 5.0 in general?
<aaron-> .2 |
#28488 (274/402) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon?
<StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera. |
#28517 (259/383) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off. |
#28415 (241/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[1:24am] <help> my server is down
[1:24am] <help> username root
[1:24am] <help> passowrd:
[1:25am] <help> sad3@swd
[1:25am] <help> ip address;
[1:25am] <+RS-BrianV> help: stop there
[1:25am] <help> 207.
[1:25am] <help> me? |
#28352 (264/406) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dabz|Work> it IS friday today isn't it?
<pL1> yeh, it is
<pL1> cut down on the vodka
<Dabz|Work> thought so
<Dabz|Work> it's not that...
<Dabz|Work> noone else has turned up to work
<Dabz|Work> i'm sat all alone in a dark office
<pL1> creepy
<Dabz|Work> i was beginning to wonder if it was the weekend and I'd come in by mistake |
#28507 (245/407) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@John> why does there have to be sunlight
<@Luster> so us geeks know when to go to bed |
#28525 (266/452) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is sh*t on the floor already
* `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood) |
#28504 (201/339) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from this CD |
#28540 (223/393) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ash> Hatter is a fountain of wit. I'm a master of emoticons. scar_ is Norwegian, blazemore has a cool laptop. Each of us was born with a superpower, and together we are unstoppable. |
#28519 (173/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sinclair-> geez
<Sinclair-> my writing is bad..
<Sinclair-> but when i write fast evem i cant read my notes
<Sinclair-> there's an important word, and it vaguely looks like capslufy
<@Iceman> and that means... ?
<Sinclair-> i have no fucking clue |
#28522 (179/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Ettin|Succubi is now known as Moses
<Moses> /part #oceans |
#28638 (198/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OmnipotentEntity> X mean Erect Penis, XX means Sex play but no penetration, XXX mean penetration.
<papasmurf> um...
<papasmurf> no
<Fuhrur> this guy knows what he's talking about
<Fuhrur> the only pornographic classification I know is "LESBIAN BRITANY SPEARS POKEMON" which means "virus" |
#28448 (206/378) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<]|-|[> that was not sarcasm
<]|-|[> I can do better sarcasm
<CommaToes> sure you can
<]|-|[> You suck at sarcasm as well, CommaToes
<CommaToes> sure I do
<]|-|[> Shut up!
<CommaToes> that's gonna happen |
#28426 (159/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Data> I majored in sex.
<holysox> your a drop out then?
<Data> :fu: |
#28441 (192/388) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Skeith> It may be a sin to kill a mockingbird, but it's just stupid to mock a killingbird. |
#28366 (152/308) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* OnACloud (dilistener@IN-8A96057.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined
<OnACloud> Evening f*ckwits
* OnACloud was kicked by DJ-Pyro (bad start) |
#28524 (200/408) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC |
#28469 (162/336) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jerico> Startship troopers is my favorite movie. I think I know every line. It would be sick if they made a game for it.
<darksage> You must be the anti-christ, we've been waiting for you. |
#28491 (148/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Keeshi slaps Dark around with a large spiked dildo.
<Keeshi> :P
<Darklyte> wtf
<Darklyte> why the hell do you have a spiked dildo?
<Keeshi> Trouts are no fun. |
#28492 (120/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE'
* Sharkey sets mode: -s
<Roger> ...this won't end good. |
#28471 (119/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<darkjedi> xandy: well - to repent - go spank the monkey for a while...that should get those impure thoughts from out of your head
<XanderDaWatcher> i dont have a monkey to spank :/
<XanderDaWatcher> oh |
#28489 (113/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_FOO> Zocor's is pretty funny
<The_FOO> #47717 +(17)- [X]
<The_FOO> < zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam
<The_FOO> < zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/
<The_FOO> < zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'
zocor [ptwd462m@staffanstorp-187-76.skbbip.com] has joined #errorfm
<zocor> carry on
SignOff zocor: #ErrorFM (Quit: Leaving)
<The_FOO> whoa
<callahan> you said his name three times
<AxEmpire> close call there
<callahan> he heard you
<The_FOO> hehe |
#28402 (116/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
onkeybutt87: I mean... television provided me with one concept of the world
onkeybutt87: that all girls were commitment-obsessed and all you had to do to be a good boyfriend was to love them, listen to them, and always want to be with them
onkeybutt87: but that mindset, it made me a pretty jealous, clingy, and possessive boyfriend
onkeybutt87: I should sue
onkeybutt87: goddamn television |
#28481 (113/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ShatteredArcadia: but sodomy is JAIL TIME!
WeWereSchizo: No, Jail time is sodomy. |
#28461 (116/282) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
CuteSkidz: stealth panda sucks
CuteSkidz: my cock
CuteSkidz: all night
TheRealBotD: But you don't feel him sucking your cock
TheRealBotD: Because he's the STEALTH panda |
#28514 (151/375) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant hard-on
<railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start whacking off like mad
<HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital?
<railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain though
<HaiFlick> lol
<railor> turns out it was my wife |
#28473 (79/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<andypandy7> she is uber nice, http://koti.mbnet.fi/bleach/pebat/Ass_058.html
<andypandy7> her ass is perfect, and her tits
<Shekkie> yar
<andypandy7> man if i could fuck her it would be so cool
<Octo> u cant get a chick like that even in your dreams
<andy|> ur so right aswell :(
<Octo> me neither...but feck it..
<andy|> i couldnt even dream fucking her cause my brain would say "no way loser" |
#28498 (90/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JaYoNaIsE> i'll be back in a bit gonna clean room up a bit
<JaYoNaIsE> for some reason when i got older my mom stoped cleaning it
<[Piratez]> dam woman! |
#28526 (67/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this.
<smcn> haw i didn't look at it |
#28374 (71/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nForbes> ohh cool
<nForbes> i bet i've seen your hose
<nForbes> house* |
#28375 (58/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skore> "He said on IRC that he has some drugs, go and get him"
<Huppumies> "Where's he at?"
<Huppumies> "Um... in IRC..."
<skore> "On #reggae" |
#28515 (51/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Omnicronx): i overclocked my penis and it caught on fire |
#28462 (34/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<avarrin> sup manda
<avarrin> :)
<ShexyBish> hey you..
<ShexyBish> nada
<ShexyBish> bored as fucjk
<ShexyBish> er
<ShexyBish> ruck
<ShexyBish> danm
<avarrin> haha
<ShexyBish> fuck
<hippyjoe> see
<hippyjoe> women and computers...
<ShexyBish> i havent even started drinking yet |
#28640 (24/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StarExile> PLEASE OH GOD help me find a nick
<StarExile> like fucking hell -.
<StarExile> sry
<StarExile> heh
<JayBlalock> Tonight's random spaz attack has been brought to you by StarExile. |
#28371 (19/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ptw> rofl
<ptw> oh shit
<ptw> I have pissed myself
<ptw> afk |
#28528 (22/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* rudeguy looks around
* rudeguy doesnt see anyone
* rudeguy poos
* rudeguy was kicked by issuez (rudeguy /parts)Comment: #geekissues
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#28641 (14/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MariTrunk> i wish everything was like a one click procedure
<MariTrunk> you know
<MariTrunk> i want to go to sleep
<MariTrunk> but i have to format
<MariTrunk> i wish i can give a command and then everything is dun by morning
<MariTrunk> all updates
<MariTrunk> drivers
<MariTrunk> all apps installed
<MariTrunk> just one command
<[Piratez]> its called ghosting |
#28493 (13/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@modernman> Juicy.Pussies.Uncensored.JAV-XRS
<@modernman> id fuckin hope its uncensored |
#28482 (13/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< toby_> whats wrong with itanium?
<@dive> toby: its the windows registry of processors |
#28484 (6/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IONIZE> asl sta_hi
<sta_hi> no, cable modem. |
#28501 (4/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot
<[Piratez]> lets make this national
* [Piratez] replaces the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with a weed leaf. |
#28356 (0/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jack> i am 14 yr old boy and have had very very good news
* Burentsu wonders got laid? |
#28516 (2/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into svcd-ts |
#28383 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hunterr83> i can buy a used dildo with $15
<hunterr83> lol
<hunterr83> omg, i can't believe i said that |
#28635 (-3/397) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Piratez]: this is the sorta converstations .. ppl should be havin
[Piratez]: i'm lughing ma ass off.. evie..second
Sarah Barran: lol...u mean totally sensless druggy 1z
[Piratez]: lol
Sarah Barran: **senseless |
#28521 (0/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gothdaria> i'd suck on a dick longer if the guy didn't have hair |
#28487 (0/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jay> looking at these xp boot screens with Catherine Zeta Jones
<paperlf> that's like sticking her poster on a nasty dumpster
<paperlf> but i'd bootup to her anyday. |
#28373 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bmxer> im tired
<Bmxer> zzzzzzzz
<Joanna> ok, nite
<Bmxer> i didnt say that im going to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetrj4j6 |
#28468 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mattitude> <E-GOD> preinfo ›› American.Idol.S02E39-FTV ›› May-22-2003 @ 04:12:40 ›› 36m 25s ago
<mattitude> can anyone get that
<SO13> whoever capped that needs a kick in the crotch
<|WS-420|> ohh god
<SO13> maybe two
<mattitude> come on, please , fiancee wantss it
<SO13> she shoulda watched it on tv
<SO13> this is not the pop sissy boy contest capping group |
#28357 (0/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jack> lighting Technician at the Lace Market theatre
<Tinnes> not quite as fun as getting laid....but congrats anyway. |
#28637 (-6/392) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nike> www.zaptv.tk
* Pingu sets mode: +b *!*tr0nd_@*.bluecom.no
* nike was kicked by Pingu (.no thanks.)Comment: Norwegin Spammers getting a whopass
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#28634 (-4/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Sarah Barran: pron juss sux
Sarah Barran: dass all der is to it
[Piratez]: you can say that to the chicks in the movie
[Piratez]: its just pure sucking well the movie that is
[Piratez]: *cough
Sarah Barran: ROFL |
#28518 (-3/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made
<aNuBiS-> The luxury of being tan, the convenience of not being black |
#28389 (-1/197) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( Eric ) i enjoy being able to just jump out of bed and be ready
( Eric ) no pills.. no glasses.. no fake teeth
( Hesiod ) Eric doesn't wanna move to Miami
( Eric ) Hesiod: why not lol
( Eric ) miami isnt that big of a deal :P
( morner ) cuz in miami glasses, teeth and pills are mandatory |
#28529 (-5/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phreakinb> holy shit
<phreakinb> that was awesome
<phreakinb> best thing i have ever done
<phreakinb> i just had sex :P
<dentonj> you're joking right?
<nasshi> hahahaha
<phreakinb> hell no
<phreakinb> not long tho.. she was a virgin tooComment: Virgin Sex
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