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#28353 (273/427) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pL1> atomic clocks are for wussies... i use the sun to tell the time...
<Blaxthos> sun doesn't sync well
<Blaxthos> with the 8 minute lag and all |
#28340 (230/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight
<DJ-Quack> well meeps?
<meeps> this terrorist came around the corner and tried to kill her so i shot his head off
<DJ-Quack> omfg meeps
<hpr> lol :P
<meeps> hahaha
<DJ-Quack> you asshole
<DJ-Quack> ;[
<LawnMM> did he respawn?
<meeps> Yeah, next round |
#28422 (196/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Derek PING]
[Derek PING reply]: Your connection is horrible get DSL you fucking hobo
<Derek> :( |
#28330 (176/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KenBX> Ok, so I needed to download WinRAR... so I found WinRAR on some xdcc... After it downloads I realize that the setupfile is in RAR FORMAT. |
#28367 (127/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Macphisto> That'll do frenchman, that'll do.
<grinder> that's freedom-man to you, thank-you very much
<xunker> I was totally freedom'ing this chick last weekend...
* Macphisto sits down to watch "French Willy"
<Macphisto> It's about a whale in captivity.
<Macphisto> But all he does is smoke import cigarettes and curse at the viewer in french. |
#28391 (111/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy> It's like free falling off a cliff, it's fun and exciting for a while and then you hit the ground and die or break most of your bones in your body.' |
#28354 (120/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Corster> ops plz?
<Anaxis|workin`> what do i get out of it?
<Corster> gay cybor sex
<Anaxis|workin`> Deal.Comment: #sf
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#28339 (127/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> I just spent 3 minutes trying to find the wire to my headphones
<@Rjx> then I realised.....THEY ARE WIRELESS HEADPHONESComment: #geekissues
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#28335 (81/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McMoo> i've just learned that cars will always either 1. not look where they're going at all, 2. not see you, or most commonly 3. not give a fuck that you're there
<Mootar> or, in the case of old people, try to hit the brake and end up on the accelorator |
#28453 (83/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lestat> Fuck these ping timeouts.
<Lestat> Fuck them right in the ear.
<Oolong> ear sex = safe sex |
#28331 (23/183) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BFC|Zlaxzzor-> I had to change netwok card 3 times to get the computer to start up... lucky that I had some sort of lightning protection on my motherboard
<BFC|Zlaxzzor-> otherwise I would have killed myself by now
<BFC|Gullefjun> you got to make sure to press "ON" before you start screaming like a girl |
#28350 (-7/501) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<esc0^s0n> she sucked my dick, i busted upon her lips n tits a little splater'd in her eye i said watch the kids ill be back in a min just gotta handle some biz i got that bitch wrapped tighter around my finger then 16 year old virgin pussy lips |
#28361 (1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zippy2> im a poor sob
<Zippy2> having enough to live would be nice
<think> sell your extensive dildo collection
<Ooter> good idea
<Zippy2> think
<Zippy2> i cant sell it for much
<Zippy2> theyve got shit stains on them
<think> stick em in the dishwasher |
#28348 (-2/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cyber`> I'm masterbation certified |
#28401 (-1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* @Death-Blade issues one of those decree things that bin laden always issues only this time its against real evil... Old Navy |
#28344 (-1/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed
<boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself to a new box |
#28410 (0/202) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Axiim> In the second matrix I was a pretty good cook
<@Axiim> but then they changed the Paprika program
<@Axiim> and I had a hard time adjusting
<@ex-machina> Yeah I told them to change it from a sweet to a spice on purpose you know..
<@Axiim> bitch
<@ex-machina> dude, there is no spice. |
#28338 (-1/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+tfg> pfft
<+tfg> I like attention :/
<+tfg> :P
* tfg was kicked by Rjx (tfg)Comment: #geekissues
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