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#27975 (121/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pLADASK> damit i cant spell. need to update my keyboard drivers or summin

#27969 (64/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kingmob> yeah, it's definitely a three-cup-of-coffee day
<@kingmob> have to go the fucking laundromat
<@kingmob> or do i?
* kingmob searches desperately for even one more pair of boxers

#27973 (5/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zztzed> I'm trying Audiogalaxy's Rhapsody thing. I'm expecting it to suck, so I won't be disappointed when I find out it actually does. But heh, they ask for your age and country and gender and shit.
<ZhayTee> zztzed: How are you going to send the shit to them?
<zztzed> ZhayTee: Very carefully.
<ZhayTee> I'd expect so. Else the mailman is going to get a surprise.

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<supz> what is better, butt pirates of the carribean or league of gay gentlemen?

#27972 (-4/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<teferi> Argh, ate a bowel of ramen and I'm still famished

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