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#27948 (333/461) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hkhenson> we may need to modify the expected collision between our galaxy and andromeda
<finite> everyone lean left
#27917 (254/430) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<azathoth> why can't alyssa milano live next door to me, be lonely and need the satisfaction and fullfillment that only a 20 year old computer programmer can provide...
* azathoth shakes his fist at god and goes back to his debugging
#27935 (220/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.
<+[d20]Gau> Clan:  Covert Underground Neutralization Team  #CUNT
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name.
<+[d20]Gau> ?  Is it too short?
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt"
<+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it
<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat
<@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau
#27941 (169/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eg0mech> Someday you'll find that special girl, give her a couple dollars, and experience that special thing.
#27945 (143/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MRAmes> In some lanuages I have used, a symbol like a circumflex ^ over the letter indicates a glottal stop.
[Eliezer] thus, "x-guh-2" means "x squared"
[Eliezer] (that was a joke)
<Gordon> really?  I thought that jokes were funny.
#27944 (62/218) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tmoenk> Alan Grimes..
<tmoenk> People have said that i have an infinite supply of patience.
<tmoenk> Alan Grimes spent infinity in just four days.
#27928 (-1/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
This is Unix & Netware country, on a quiet night, you can hear NT reboot.Comment: AIM:Anonymous

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