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#27348 (571/709) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[21:19:59] <stillstudy> weird
[21:20:04] * stillstudy finds 2 leaves in his text book
[21:20:15] <stillstudy> mkae that 4
[21:20:16] <stillstudy> wtf
[21:20:20] <stillstudy>  this book is reverting to being a tree
#27597 (450/584) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nafoi> In our high school library, at the librarians desk there was a pair of scissors for students to use, to stop people from stealing them the genius had tied them to the leg of the desk with a piece of string, I wish I had taken a picture of this.
#27801 (488/636) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jwz> I met a guy who was a freshman at berkeley who had just arrived from india, and he said, "I can't take the beggars here seriously.  they have legs."
#27624 (375/501) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of humor in here
<Skail> who's using it now?
#27372 (386/520) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(parazite) Legolas did you take your name from lord of the rings?
(@ Legolas) no, I got it from this magazine
(@ Legolas) it was advertising salogel, its a type of lubricant
(@ Legolas) I just did the name backwards and I liked it.......
#27151 (354/480) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Ali: do they sell dildos on overstock?
Tim: lol, i don't know
Tim: why?
Tim: gonna get a gift for your gf?
Ali: everything i buy on that site, i'm gonna add dildo to the list
Ali: so that it shows up for every product
Ali: people who purchased... "the bible" also purchased... "travel reading lamp" .. "jesus loves all the little children" ... "clear plastic dildo" ... "a kid's guide to the bible"
#27373 (433/597) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CommanderStab> ICH BIN NICHT EIN KARTOFELE
<duckroll> you are aware you just said 'i am not a potato' right?
<CommanderStab> NEIN
<duckroll> k
#27415 (385/531) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gryffon> Just how old do you think I am Quake?
<QuaKe> Gryffon, do you really want me to answer that?
<Gryffon> yeah
<QuaKe> Fine, 13.
<Gryffon> well, your off by about 9 years
<QuaKe> 4?
#27806 (329/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@LoTTy): I HATE being a chick
(@LoTTy): i cant get the lid of this jar
(@LoTTy): that i wanna put on my corn chips for nachos
(@LoTTy): i got it
(@LoTTy): I'm STRONG!!!
(@IngeniusSpliffWizard): whats that got to do with you being a chick?
(@IngeniusSpliffWizard): we dont use our penis to open jars
#27200 (268/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ecchi-oni-misha132> i watched legally blonde 1 in the hospital
<Frostbiteh2o> heh
<Frostbiteh2o> how was it?
<ecchi-oni-misha132> found it mildly amusing with the help of opiats
#27379 (374/546) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dareon> It hasn't loaded all the way yet, but there better be a schoolgirl at the end of those tentacles.
<Dareon> ...Wrong window. >_<
<Zephy> lmao
#27407 (345/503) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kweeky> Heh. :P
*** Quits: HotPants
<Kweeky> I have some good stuff in there. :P
*** Quits: MiniReapa
<Kweeky> lol. On every single sentence I said, someone quit. :P
*** Quits: `Horn
<VA_Pel> should we tell him to stop talking, or to talk more?
<Kweeky> ...
<VA_Pel> and the spell is broken
<Kweeky> I didn't say anything, that's why. >:P
*** Quits: Isojalka
#27523 (347/521) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<QuizMan> when I first got the internet my dad showed me porn
<waffy> he did?
<QuizMan> yes
<QuizMan> and he said do you like it
<QuizMan> and i said yes
<waffy> haha jesus.
<QuizMan> and he said TOO FUCKING BAD DONT GO THERE
<waffy> rofl
<waffy> your dad is awesome.
#27791 (259/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dragonaut> ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun dildoman is cumming!
<Krizzz989> remember earlier when you were asking how many beers is to much?
#27099 (292/456) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Khel> haha, I just went upstairs, got a plate out of the cupboard, got pizza out of the fridge, then left the pizza on the bench and microwaved an empty plate for 2 minutes
<@Khel> gg me
<@tung> haha you suck
<Lithios> hahahaha
<@tung> at least you know the plate is clean now
<thrax> lol thats nothing, unwrapped a mars bar, and threw it in the bin and tryed to eat the wrapper.
<Parag0n> ROFL !!!!
#27214 (262/416) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<banuaba> nick, do you think a baby could eat another baby?
<nick> if it was hungry enough, sure
<nick> why?
<banuaba> dunno
<banuaba> just trying to plan my day
#27878 (276/440) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<candle> I think morrowind is the only game where you get rewarded for jumping around the countryside like a retard.
#27875 (280/456) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShadowSkillz> damn i got this allergy in my eyes its killin me =[
<The_Ham|RT> :o
<The_Ham|RT> poke ito ut
<The_Ham|RT> out
<ShadowSkillz> demostration plz
<The_Ham|RT> o_O  ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O---
<The_Ham|RT> o_x---
#27201 (235/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Frosty> Theres one thing I hate about bit torrent
<Frosty> it makes my net connection seem like its a 28.8k modem dial up one
<phx\afk> heh
<phx\afk> not as bad as freenet tho
<phx\afk> that makes you think a bunch of drunken gnomes are passing your data around byte by byte
<Frosty> drunken gnome routers ey?
<phx\afk> "Och will ye check oot the header on this?" *much laughter, much drinking of beer, packet tossed enough two foot in your direction*
#27547 (253/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`Riku> I was trying to find pictures of this Star Wars -ship called Slave I.
<`Riku> Boy, you can't guess what kind of search results I got by typing "slave i pics"
<t1ger> oh yes we can
#27710 (266/444) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<carter> dude..the guy who ate the first egg must have been soo brave..
<carter> he was just standin there one day an hes like dude u know that thing that just fell out of the chickens ass hand me it..i think ill eat it....
#27224 (206/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<William> Heh.. they had a D&D 3.5 business kit at my venue yesterday.. they had preorder sheets, and if you filled one out you got a free D&D temporary tattoe of a spell.. the owner gave me a few free.  heh.. all Protection from Good.  I am gonna wear one on my head to my gaming group tommarow.
<Peter> Will, you need to get laid.
#27265 (202/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Mc-Taz) anyone know this IP? 206.204.10.200
(@Mc-Taz) i should hack the hacker trying to hack me
(+Tempus) omg dude, your a dumbass taz
(+Tempus) * Resolved 206.204.10.200 to security.symantec.com
#27366 (187/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tarod> I feel sorry for guys that work in real fudge packing plants.
#27278 (213/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Moopy|> My ass will heal...Its like wolverine
<Deltron> its hairy and smells?
<|Moopy|>Yups and heals fast
<Deltron> you'd be popular in jail then
#27872 (248/442) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<uTi|Veridian> my HLTV tops out at about 30 people - then lags like your mom
<cyde> so tell me... if i used my mom in conjunction with your server... could we top 60?
<uTi|Veridian> can your mom handle 30 teenage boys?
<cyde> the question is....can 30 teenage boys....handle my mom?
#27226 (248/442) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dilbert> i've got an idea that would help artists from having their music pirated
<Dilbert> instead of naming all their
<Dilbert> songs
<Dilbert> just give them a number
<Dilbert> like 1, 2, 3 so on
<Dilbert> and if everyone does that
<Dilbert> nobody online will be able to find the songs they are looking for
<Dilbert> or something
<Dilbert> i dont know
<Dilbert> forget i said anything
#27228 (194/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sp-boy> huh why do u under underastemate my knoloedge
#27794 (200/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dave> I remember, there was a time in my life where I could sleep
<Dave> now, when I lay down it's like "what if one of my downloads finish?"
#27202 (242/444) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cth> Well guys, I just learned a very valuable lesson.
<cth> Never,  accidently run over your girlfriend's dog with your riding mower while going 30MPH.
<cth> NEVER
#27414 (206/382) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* `Kumba is still away -( snoozles )- gone 674 day 13 hr 19 min 32 s
<Kweeky> R.I.P Kumba.
#27251 (186/358) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* StevenK sods off out to the Big Blue Room.
<joshk> Big Blue Room?
<joshk> IBM room?
<StevenK> joshk: Outside, you dork.
#27473 (172/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<S|ip> if I wanted to see scenery I'd go to google. Like, I know the resolution would be better if I actually decided to go hiking, but I'd have to get up...
#27396 (185/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<COL_Stele> oh damn... sat on my cat. brb
#27183 (167/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: cybergeek (~cybergeek@riscy.net-20F8CEF6.cable.mindspring.com)
<cybergeek> help!
<cybergeek> i need to think of something that my g/f and i can do, that doesn't require any amount of nudity
<cybergeek> also must be something that does not involve spending muchos monitos, does not involve revel fires, does not involve frisbee, does not involve Monty Python (cuz i haven't converted her yet)
<Heretic> Cuddle beneath a tree in the warm summer night.
<cybergeek> good idea
<cybergeek> only problem is it rained earlier, so it's all wet now
<Heretic> Get a blow dryer.
#27187 (162/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RoseThorn> AFK, having a baby
#27335 (173/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Xelprov: Why did the dinosaurs die?
thenstock: prolly something you did, asshole.
#27216 (177/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fig> Sooo, what is 'mk'?
<tetsugin> mk = ok - o + m
<Fig> I just remebered why I quit algebra.
#27212 (181/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TripleRach> What, why do I have corn flakes on my lap
<Metro> Maybe your pants were hungry
#27665 (140/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lictor> my dad asked my why i didn't talk to him or anyone for that matter....
<lictor> and i couldn't say "i just don't really like any of you and feel its worth my time..." so i grunted
#27353 (155/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jezzy> gimme all you lovin
<Jezzy> all your hugs and kisses too
* iMav|Movie gives Jezzy some lovin.
<Jezzy> eep!
* Jezzy gives iMav his lovin back.
<Jezzy> can I get a refund?
<Jezzy> I think its defective.
<Ghaleon> Ouch.
<iMav|Movie> I can give you a certificate for other iMav products.
<Jezzy> No, im pretty sure you've tainted them all.
#27258 (160/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@^DPK^> and I also learned that women are like parking spaces...all the good ones are taken, and the rest are either handicapped or too far away
#27235 (148/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Burberry> inflammable = unable to be burned
<imagine> No, Burberry. Inflammable = Able to be burned.
<Burberry> i work with chemicals
<Burberry> your dead wrong
<knightmare> idiot
<Burberry> i only make a living putting shit in chemical bottles
#27182 (153/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<peekaboo> age?
<teethgrinder> i'm strong
<teethgrinder> 28 years old
<peekaboo> virg?
<peekaboo> plz say no
<teethgrinder> haha, no
<teethgrinder> aquarius
#27658 (118/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[GrasMan] when i heard that holly jones' murderer was a software developer for MDS i though 'Hey, that means a job opening'
#27250 (120/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ircleuser> Get a FREE! TV for just 99.99 dollars 8& 4GTA: VICE CITY 8& 4THE HULK
<oollee> How is $99 dollars free?
#27399 (135/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AdRock> I was looking through all my old pictures today, and I think I've found a common thread between all my old girlfriends, they'e all short
<Kweeky> Well, 8 year olds don't tend to be very big. :P
#27253 (124/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@DieHard> dock
<@DieHard> my neighbors house is on fire!
<@Forty> DH!
<@Forty> RUN
<@Forty> SAVE THE PENTIUMS
<@DieHard> i run amd
#27868 (99/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lordCONAN> just cause something was written before you were porn, doesnt mean its shit
<Twinsen> HAHAHA
<Dextas> porn on the mind eh lc?
#27459 (133/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spazzer> last chick I screwed she hurt for a day afterwards
<spazzer> i got the nickname "the hammer" at work now from that
<spicrx7> hahaha
<spicrx7> spazzer works at a day care center
<spazzer> eww
<spazzer> you pedophile
<spicrx7> i'm not the one bangin 10yo's so hard they hurt for a day afterward
<spazzer> 35 year olds you mean
<spicrx7> yeah in dog years maybe
#27263 (92/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Feixeno356: blah blah can swim well blah blah blah, accuracy is good blah blah blah blah me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me :takes a breath: me me me me me oh me me me me I jack off to a picture of myself, me me me me me me me.
Dr SpaZZo: What the fuck?
Dr SpaZZo: You can swim?
#27267 (90/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%Ashe3> enaz: Please don't bite my tongue when I kiss you.
<+enaz> I don't have teeth in my anus Ashe3, that's a folktale
#27207 (83/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* jdat sees some weed grow out of whiskers's ears
<whiskers> mmmm, weed
<whiskers> that'd be leet
<whiskers> but dangerous
<whiskers> people would wait for me in dark alleys to beat me up and shave my ears
#27286 (90/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Moondo) music question..was it simon or art garfunkle that released a son about their son in the last ear?
(@Spacebarbob) that's one sick combination of typos...
#27254 (59/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Syl_Aran> I won't be able to have sex, i don't have a condom.
<TheHumanCow> syl, use a duct tape condom
<Syl_Aran> O_o
<Syl_Aran> THC: fuck that
<TheHumanCow> exactly
#27273 (61/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* moralove has joined #SimGames
<moralove> !list
<moralove> !find simcity
<sine-wave> !goaway
<sine-wave> !nowarezhere
<moralove> !haveagooddaynegativity
* moralove has left #SimGames
#27364 (63/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> in my room
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> on my bed
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> they did loom
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> give me head
<sheeps> ok, the last bit was a lie
<sheeps> and I have no fucking clue what loom means but yeah
#27400 (61/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nylad> yeah, i should probably shower before my interview at mcdonalds :P
#27266 (53/225) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com.   299     IN      A       152.163.224.26
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com.   299     IN      A       64.12.136.57
<bCc> wtf
<mtek> could try one of them O_o
<bCc> DONT HURT OURMEXICAN AOL SERVERS
<spear_> telnet 64.12.136.89 110
<spear_> not working
<mtek> mx doesnt mean mexican
<mtek> :/
<demetry> lmao
<bCc> oh.
<mtek> idiot
<mtek> lol
<demetry> mail exchange
* bCc goes back to my corner
#27213 (54/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CheesyP18> surprised my 7" monitor has VGA
<@dabu> wait, u mean it's a separate monitor?? a CRT?
<@dabu> haha, and u wanna encode on that?
<CheesyP18> yea
<CheesyP18> my computer is up to scratch tho
<@Billy|B-A> my dicks bigger than your monitor =\
#27383 (41/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wumpus> there's a bible-kjv package in debian ...
<KJ> is it a corrupt archive?
#27192 (36/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cyric--> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. I'm not about to divulge in any late night homo erotics with you bunch of lifeless retards. I bid you farewell.
<Cyric--> FUCK
<Cyric--> cat was sick on my bed
#27356 (33/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fall> sif xhtml 1.0 trans
<Fall> sifn't xhtml 1.1
<nicko2K> sif xhtml :P~
<Fall> sifn't html 3.0 with <font>
<nicko2K> i want <div> to bare my children
<nicko2K> and <tr> can be my whipping boy
<Fall> "spread your legs, <div>, and I'll insert my <body> into your <frame>"
<Fall> oh god, that so doesn't conform :P
#27188 (25/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kaYcee> my ass hurts from this chair..i needa get a new chair
<airliner> you put chairs in ya ass?
#27320 (7/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guy> Do a little dance, make a little love, with your hand tonight, with your hand tonight.
#27527 (6/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xrefusedx> where is sask?
<The_Stuff> canada
<EyeNoAll> (The_Stuff) canada is .CA
<xrefusedx> canada? hrmmm never heard of that before.
<The_Stuff> your kiddin me
<The_Stuff> where you from
<xrefusedx> saskatchewan
<xrefusedx> :P
<The_Stuff> must have been your teachers that gave you that nick :P
#27225 (1/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Xtcneed: hello
MissenLinxGOD: hi
MissenLinxGOD: this is
Xtcneed: thats what i would like to know
MissenLinxGOD: umm you IMed me
Xtcneed: like hell i did!
MissenLinxGOD: WHO IS THIS
#27340 (3/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RomperStomper> deh ; ur fuckin geroge bush
<deh> geroge?
<deh> lol
<NecroOptic> he means garage
<NecroOptic> garage bush
<NecroOptic> like something that grows in your car port
#27424 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kerrigone> well it's brown and looks like an AGP slot
#27444 (2/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<noddy> i thought so
<noddy> but
<noddy> apparently
<noddy> it like a CAT scan
<noddy> coincidence??
<Mortarion> and this is why noddy is so high above everyone else on the stats!
<Mortarion> using 5 lines to say what i would have said in one!
<noddy> bugger
<noddy> i've been sussed
<noddy> :(
#27435 (1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%AnkkaBlaa> swedish rodeo: fucking a girl doggy-style and whispering to her ear: "I have AIDS.." and trying to keep your penis inside her
#27408 (-2/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(`NaNaKi): i have a 27" in my room that never gets used
#27252 (-3/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Potrod> I never see any black people go into my local lvideo game store and start saying stuff like "hey, do you have Suikoden 2?" or anything, though
<DanEtc> they like RPGs and Sports games.
<DanEtc> and Racing games
<DanEtc> never puzzle games or action adventure
<Potrod> Although when I asked for Suikoden at my local gamestop The black guy behind the counter was like "The man knows his games" and I was like "awwww yeah"
<DanEtc> behind the counter? Was he Robbing the place? LOL!
#27190 (-1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Swifty> i always sleep with one eye open
<Swifty> usually the japs eye, but i can make an exception
<mumblemush> I'm usually the one that gets stabbed in the back during the night
<burrelly> lol
<burrelly> mabey he is just happy to see you :)
<Swifty> dreaming about penelope cruz probably
<burrelly> and what do you mean you are usally the one that gets stabbed in the back, who else does it stab ??
<mumblemush> that's fine, I'll be dreaming about divorce
<DM-Away> jenna got married?
<mumblemush> burrelly: anyone it can reach
* DM-Away gets all confused
<burrelly> hehe
#27194 (-2/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[niklaus] MjrChirpy: where should i download KVM switch from
#27220 (-1/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> Damned transvestites!
<[Shinji]> Why must I attract the rocky horror picture show lead types. ;[
<BriteNite> you caught teh gay
#27234 (0/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* shogun came to get down
* shogun came to get down
* Lv jumps around
* jebman goes down too
<jebman> ohh wait....
#27245 (0/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oDDY> did u take a picture :(
<oDDY> of ur new shirt :(
<OoROng> nah
<rcg> your shirt won't be new by then
<rcg> so you can't take a picture of it
<OoROng> it'll still be semi-new :D
<OoROng> technically, i'vehad it like a month
<OoROng> but i haven't had the balls to wear it out
<rcg> what's it say?
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVV
<oDDY> ...
<OoROng> it's a fishnet shirt
<oDDY> ooo!
<oDDY> sexy X_x
<rcg> oh
#27184 (-3/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Akira|hereish_codingish> The trick to it
<Akira|hereish_codingish> honest to goodness
<Akira|hereish_codingish> is to eat the spam
<Akira|hereish_codingish> with some mustard
<Akira|hereish_codingish> then dip the twinkies in the juice in the bottom of the can
#27178 (-2/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild-> Conjoined adult Iranian twins have both died after unprecedented surgery to separate them, Singapore hospital officials announced today
<FuNGiSiED> if allah wanted them seperated he would have made them that way
<FuNGiSiED> praze allah
#27880 (-1/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<michael> http://info.fetenet.com/fn2/sexfiles.lasso - interesting article on swallowing by the way.
<michael> anyway gotta go eat dinner.
#27186 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<peter--|bewb> my gf is coming to town on wednesday
<peter--|bewb> im excited
*** kraixworld|ddrcult is now known as kraixworld|ddr
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> sweet
<aslan|newb> hehe
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> make us home movies!
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> :P
<Rocko|NOOB> alright, peter's gf is coming to see me
<peter--|bewb> why would i want you jacking off to my hairy ass?
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> Ok
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> Err
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> shave it?
<peter--|bewb> ok. deal.
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> kewl
#27885 (-3/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<S\ashZer0> http://www.bash.cx/?27884
<@Rjx> for the love of god someone please kill it ;\
<S\ashZer0> i don't have it on mod just got it posted by the one who submitted :p
<@Rjx> man, with some of the people who submit quotes I really want to find them on IRC and ask them what the hell they were thinking, like with the 3 page long quotes
* Joins: INS|ANE (morg@ist.lieber.ein.pr0.gamer.als.ein.kuschelkueken.de)
<INS|ANE> hey you bitches :D
<S\ashZer0> here you are Rjx
<S\ashZer0> =)
* Quits: Rjx (rjx@radioparanoia.com) (Remote host closed the connection)
#27441 (-1/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Ace_> dang i was drunk yesterday
<@Spl> and u still remember that?
<@Spl> couldn't be that drunk
<@Ace_> well i got the phone number of one of my school staff, works in the secretary
<@Ace_> she draw a little heart at the bottom :|
<@starduck> Weren't ya gay?
<@Ace_> starduck yes i am
<@Ace_> that was to indicate how drunk i was
<@Ace_> (she's a  27 year old girl)
<@starduck> Even when I'm death drunk, I don't go asking man phone number
[5:30pm] Ace_ «~cenabu@d515286A9.kabel.telenet.be» has Quit iRC

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