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#24382 (435/575) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zone-MR> Nope, but my gayfever is killing me
<Zone-MR> OMFG, Damn. Why did the QUERTY designer have to place the 'G' next to the 'H' :'( |
#24153 (369/507) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cael> i like how microsoft word automatically capitalizes 'microsoft'
<FDavid> oh yeah
<thestripedone> heh.
<thestripedone> see if they do it with macintosh
<Cael> haha
<Cael> macintosh isn't a word apparently
<Cael> rofl |
#26432 (280/442) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :) |
#26431 (279/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff
<taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on
<grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer
<grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another"
<snif> no need to be total dicks about it you guys can go fuck your self |
#24133 (256/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shadow> You know how when you watch anime and they have a little nudity, you think "Why can't there be more porn in this show?"
<Shadow> Then you watch hentai, and you think "Why can't the story be better?"
<Shadow> I just saw Hanaukyo Maids, and I don't know whether to jack off or watch politely. |
#23938 (201/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<A-C> The thing is...there have been so many sims expansions, what the FUCK is in the original?
<Lightbunny> I think the original had an installer
<Lightbunny> Other than that Im as perplexed as you |
#23916 (202/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CommanderStab> When I was young I thought being a chemist just meant mixing random chemicals together and seeing what happened
<CommanderStab> So I wanted to be one, so when I was young I went to the bathroom and mixed together every single thing I could find
<CommanderStab> I called it "Sparkle-shine shampoo" and tested it out on myself
<CommanderStab> I've had dandruff ever since and anti-dandruff shampoo doesn't help >__<
<CommanderStab> It didn't make my hair sparkle-shine, either ;___; |
#27177 (243/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BobTheMil> the sun's coming out
<BobTheMil> i should do my homework now
<BobTheMil> IRC says no
<BobTheMil> </haiku> |
#23907 (221/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mog> !8BALL WILL MARA KICK ME IN TWO SECONDS FOR ABUSING THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON?
<FarkStatsBot> mog: You may rely on it.
* mog was kicked by Mara (Caps abuse - 100%) |
#23734 (207/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Peeps> Is it just me, or is it a bit odd that Neo saves Trinity's life through a REALLY bad clipping error? |
#23971 (170/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sloop> i downloaded matrix reloaded off kazaa
<sloop> i got 1gb of dutch porn
<sloop> bonus |
#26426 (216/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Epi> God, whats that word where a chick is sorrounded by like 50 guys?
<Kharnifex> bukkake
<ArcaneMagik> Epi: engineering degree?
<Kharnifex> otherwise it's lekemba
<[L]o[L]> its the number one source of protein for women under 20 in japan
<bobbles> 1 chick for 50 guys
<bobbles> its a LAN |
#20192 (187/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WC|spieler> Installing photoshop from within a compressed archive.
<WC|spieler> with my antivirus active
<WC|spieler> this ought to turn out well.
<WC|spieler> sometime next summer |
#26424 (225/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> I just had the weirdest dream
<[Shinji]> someone was packet sniffing plain text passwords I was sending to an eggdrop bot
<[Shinji]> and messaged them back to me to taunt me, and I was all "omg hax"
<[Shinji]> then I ssh'd and laughed
<[Shinji]> I miss normal dreams, that involve partially undressed chicksComment: #geekissues
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#18376 (151/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Protocol stabs Scythe in the knee with a rusty bent screwdriver *crunch"
* Scythe takes off the kneepads....heh didnt plan on that huh bitch?
<jitspoe> I won't ask why you were wearing kneepads to begin with... |
#24020 (214/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Soulcleaver> In last week's episode, Jack fought Aku again and won in about 20 seconds, literally. That was just annoying.
<Soulcleaver> In an anime, it would take at least five minutes. (No DBZ jokes plzkthx)
<Kamui> Must... resist... making a DBZ joke...
<Kamui> Urrrrrrgh... Arrrrrgh... The urge... is too strong...
<Kamui> <Announcer> Tune in to the next episode, when Kamui fights the urge to make a DBZ joke! |
#24298 (176/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* popsicle_sands faints
* D3k administers mouth to mouth
<Yunees|shower> ewww
<D3k> ..
<D3k> well that did *wonders* for my self-esteem |
#24624 (221/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Meeker> you know how cats always land on their feet and toast always lands on the top?
<Mr_Meeker> i tried taping toast to my cats back :P
<Mr_Meeker> went apeshit |
#24584 (172/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ryan[Away]> wtf
<Ryan[Away]> our washing line is made out of cat 5
<The_Defiance> RAH
<The_Defiance> Your washing line is the leetest i know |
#23812 (145/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DaRKInCuBuS> i love stupidity
<DaRKInCuBuS> it's good for a few laughs
<DaRKInCuBuS> i just wish it wasn't so damned abundant |
#23512 (238/467) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Pr|cK> oi shan on sunday last week at footlocker when i was buying new shoes
<@Pr|cK> there was this REALLY HOT chick working there right
<@Pr|cK> anyway i went in to buy shoes, and she saw my $500 sunnies
<@Pr|cK> and she gave me her number
<@cray> pfft that's nothing...i went into this shop and waved around my expensive gun, and the chick behind the counter gave me all her money |
#23855 (152/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pupazz_> I know where I live. Under your bed. Oh yes. One day, You'll feel a knife go through your spine.... Oh yes.
<D_Radio> pupazz_: considering I am currently sleeping on a mattress, it must be very uncomfortable |
#24997 (131/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* NekoGuy deletes his candidate for goddess episodes
<NekoGuy> good bye... Kinza...
<Cyber_Akuma> moron, burn them
<NekoGuy> No CDR drive
<NekoGuy> I'm poor
<Cyber_Akuma> if you have no cdr drive
<Cyber_Akuma> how will you burn the mandrake isos?
<NekoGuy> Isobuster
<Cyber_Akuma> I dont think you can isntall an os by emulatiing the cd drive
<NekoGuy> fuck.
<NekoGuy> Your right
<NekoGuy> SHIT |
#23927 (145/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|CM|>Mongoose> i'm looking for a girl that enjoys having a bad time
<Paralysis> search for the keyword "gothic" |
#24156 (153/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fe> woo, it's 10! it's about time that all of the fat anime hos that have all of the .hack//sign music i so very much need come on kazaa
<fe> and the ones that get up early get off to play everquest
<fe> but i probably won't be able to get anything! bastards will queue up tons of crap :(
<Kefka> a random note- most of those fat anime hos are 40 year old men with mullets that live in their mom's basement
<fe> like us :(
<Kefka> :(
<fe> :( |
#27125 (170/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: Bad_CRC (Quit: IRC, Where the men are men, The women are men, and the kids are FBI agents.) |
#27172 (132/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd? |
#26425 (131/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moes_19> my god, In Iowa guys can fuck any woman once they hit 14
<Zac_D> that's more for the sake of the 14-year-olds than the guys
<Zac_D> there's not a lot to do in iowa |
#24122 (162/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> hello alistair
<TAKid75> Explain this Alistair thing to me.
<whitcomb> i called you alistair
<whitcomb> the end. |
#24456 (142/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<epix|work> i was just browsing my home netowrk and i went into my brothers computer
<epix|work> seeing what he has, like in kazaa and crap, and its a bunch of porn
<epix|work> should i rat him out? so he is grounded from his computer for like a week
<epix|work> and that way i can d/l porn faster |
#19473 (156/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pain> wow, I think I won it.
<Mac> whats the reward?
<pain> handjob from the closest female around
<pain> ..would be cool
<Yodaa> agreed.
<pain>> oh no wait, mom is in the kitchen ): |
#24238 (164/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
'mouth: Channel Spike Lee and shit'll really hit the fan.
Mach5: Okay, in this scene, you're approached by a crackhead who's offering you a blowjob in exchange for money to buy a cheeseburger.
Mach5: And, action.
'mouth: I immediately run and go home to comfort my inner turmoil with a crack pipe.
Mach5: Cut. You're hopeless.
'mouth: Up yours. I'm an artist.
Mach5: Wait, I'll channel Paul Verhoeven.
Mach5: In this scene, you're approached by a crackhead, who is subsequently beatdown by a threesome of busty, lusty bisexuals, who proceed to offer you a blowjob in exchange for a cheeseburger.
'mouth: Are we digging for bash material or cybering at this point?
Mach5: I've lost track. A/S/L? |
#23787 (154/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+bos> you said farewell to irc
<@d0e> for a while
<@Nfs> yeah, d0e left for a while
<@Nfs> till i made him an oper
<@d0e> and i said oooooooooooooook
<@nick> YOU MADE HIM AN OPER HE CANT REFUSE! |
#23436 (143/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dark_Veteran> afk stopping housemate burn the house down |
#23481 (129/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> The term "African-American" is archaic and implies racial difference
<Darth-Phenom> Pigmentally challenged is the correct term
<Squinky> Actually pigmentally challenged implies a lack of pigmentation
<Darth-Phenom> Squinky, they aren't called "coloured folk" for nothing
<Darth-Phenom> Oh, fuck
<Darth-Phenom> I just out-stupided myself |
#24223 (129/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rtype> u cnt hx me u hv no pwr
<rtype> nt evn th engn frm ur polo wl sav u
<[G]eM-TeC> the strange thingy is that i understand you |
#24647 (117/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mara> so I'm like 'oh no! my new service sucks ass!'
<Mara> and then I'm like.....hey.....what's this at my feet
<Mara> it's the cable, I kept knockin' it out
<Mara> *phew* |
#24269 (131/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him?
<Winter> dead?
<The_Roach> Not possible.
<The_Roach> That's where we need him.
<The_Roach> PARADOX! |
#24658 (125/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WAKO15> i think my circle of life is a hexagon |
#24357 (146/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
|15:59:22| Mixx: theres nothing to say
hsimah: say stupid stuff
hsimah: "i saw a cat today"
Mixx: i was a pussy today
Mixx: SAW
Mixx: :S
Mixx: yes i transformed into a vagina |
#23752 (121/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brad> i really need to drink more so that drinking a little doesn't get me so drunk |
#23634 (127/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Mobius`) is there a disease where your hands always feel dirty and you wash them like every 20mins?
(dtw) excessive fisting |
#23479 (119/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Frondz: dude, 3.3 kb/s upload?
Frondz: i hope you give your cable company the heil hitler evrey day
Frondz: because they are some fucking nazis |
#23541 (104/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* jimmiejaz is watching Name of the Rose.
[avicenna] i was watching it too
[avicenna] that and kama sutra
[jimmiejaz] pervert.
[avicenna] hey, it's a story about love.
[jimmiejaz] so that's what it's called now.
[avicenna] man, i wish i were living in 16th century india.
[avicenna] it seems like all they did was have sex.
[avicenna] and if they weren't having sex, they were learning about it. |
#24194 (117/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+DarkCraft> yeah well evil don't win many popularity contests...
* +DarkCraft knows this.
<@FlowerChild> DarkCraft you are in no way evil
<+DarkCraft> I am in the sense that I choose to opt out of the whole good/evil axis in favour of more empiricist ideas.. ;)
<@FlowerChild> blah you still fall asleep cuddling soft toys |
#19471 (118/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[ethix] the card i got my mom for christmas says
[ethix] "christmas is like constipation" you aint getting shit |
#26419 (122/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zappa_> DigDug: it would be funny if there weren't so many "people-don't-understand-internet-jargon-quotes"
<Mootar> or, as I like to call them, PDUIJQ |
#23884 (123/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amuck50> well....you know the aliens ALWAYS land in america.....because we're the only ones with crop fields......we bombed everyone elses |
#24140 (111/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Em shows rawl his boobs
<Em> (.)(.(
Rhi takes pics
<Rawl> wtf
<Rawl> your boob is all fucked up
<Em> I think it has cancer |
#24310 (119/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@[CKS]Red_Robot> last time i was home i smoked a bowl in the middle of the night, and my mom woke up to go to the bathroom and told me "i can smell your pot, pothead"
<@[CKS]Red_Robot> then she went back to bed |
#24370 (101/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindsnare> 48%
<mindsnare> bah
<mindsnare> hurry up bangbus
<saboteur> is that like netbus? |
#24155 (94/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
^john^> how come identd doesnt bind to port 113
evilgreg> make sure' its not taken
^john^> [john@ebz:~/oidentd-1.9.9.1] $ make sure
^john^> make: don't know how to make sure. Stop
^john^> anyone else? |
#23642 (97/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Supachikn> insert key thwarts my attempt at correct grammar once again |
#19540 (93/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nirv-> can you die from going to bed with wet hair?
<Steempy> If you sleep on live wires, sure
<arnoud> or if it is wet with gasoline, and take a smoke in bed?
<nirv-> heh
<nirv-> Who the hell would do that? ;p
<arnoud> no idea, but it is possible :-P
<Murrlin> nirv: I wouldnt put it past some americans :P
* NobleKale notes that if you wrote it on a warning label, someone would do it
<Murrlin> of course!
<Murrlin> warning labels - 'lets try it anyway!', nowadays :( |
#27164 (95/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sephy> I was sitting at dinner with my mom
<Sephy> And she stuck her tongueout at me
<Sephy> So I told her, I know many places she could stick that
<Blu3> How many of them were on you?
<Sephy> only 2
<Sephy> waite.... |
#21518 (104/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foxie> I'm a guy
<Foxie> Bisexual guy
<Foxie> Although everyone here calls me gay
<Foxie> Whatever
*** Leon has joined #finalfight
<Leon> wtf only gay people in here, kbai
*** Leon has left #finalfight |
#18880 (81/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rdgzt> I went through my logs and looked for funny stuff.
<rdgzt> In fact, I grepped for "haha" with 10 lines of context before. |
#24078 (76/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> i somehow get the feeling that listening to the cure and looking at porn is very, very wrong |
#23733 (109/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Peeps> You and me baby, we're like 13 and 37...
<Peeps> Together we're 1337! |
#23345 (88/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elusive> lol, the only legal thing on tylers pc are his drivers |
#26437 (82/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tanis> Im not on first names basis with many people, who is Greg?
<Dany> ..duh
<Dany> plarom
* Plarom waves
<Tanis> Greg are you a bastard?
<Plarom> Appearently.
<Tanis> Keep the good work up! |
#23443 (87/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: JediJawa (Quit: do you ever just sit around for a minute trying to think of a witty quit message and you can't think of anything so you type a long nonsensical message? Just me then...) |
#24239 (74/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TO> ppl think im gay when they first meat me sometimes |
#24048 (67/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RS-Jack> this place is like a bowl of cereal, full of fruits and nuts |
#24337 (86/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkForceRising> cmon pmab i need ur best anecdotes n jokes
<pmab> knock knock
<DarkForceRising> whos there
<DarkForceRising> whos there pmab u fgt
<DarkForceRising> !pmab
<DarkForceRising> pmab
<DarkForceRising> oi pmab
<DarkForceRising> whos there
<pmab> whos where?
* DarkForceRising is now known as dfr^ihatepmab |
#26422 (54/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fidel-> 1 kid sacrificed, in order to make 1 million gamers laugh
<Fidel-> i think its a fair trade |
#23771 (52/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jludka> irc needs vote kicking |
#24128 (45/193) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shadow> "Due to the recent decrease in overall test scores among high school
<Shadow> students, I propose we change the term 'foolproof' to 'stupidproof.'" |
#25011 (40/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[noddingGeek] lowkey: Yeah shes bringing a different friend this time...
[lowkey] noddingGeek: that's good. you can use the same moves again.
[noddingGeek] lowkey: I don't have any moves...
[lowkey] noddingGeek: damn. come up with some quick.
[noddingGeek] lowkey: ...I talked about my pcmcia ethernet card...
[noddingGeek] They didn't seem to care for it...
[jimmiejaz] were you passionate about it?
[noddingGeek] Yeah I was like "I CAN'T FIND MY MOTHERFUCKING ETHERNET CARD!"
[noddingGeek] Really pissed off like that..
[jimmiejaz] perfect.
[noddingGeek] Then they told me to get off the computer...
[jimmiejaz] and you said you were trying?
[noddingGeek] jimmiejaz: yeah thats exactly what I said.... |
#23834 (54/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Antioch-WTF> Incidentally, am I the only one that craves hentai featuring a single-mother two-daughter lesbian incest family? |
#26421 (47/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild-> why do you want to learn japanese
<gloone> to listen to good music, watch good movies and play good videogames. |
#24147 (36/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Clarke Eesdope> new skill dom? do explain
<Dominius Gompers> You have to get level 35 though. Then your zombies become more powerful
<Clarke Eesdope> more powerful zombies eh
<Robert Deleard> It won't be a zombie though...it’ll be a different creature
<Clarke Eesdope> can it be an elephant
<Clarke Eesdope> or some sort of enormous slug
<Robert Deleard> no, sorry..
<Clarke Eesdope> oh that's ok
<Clarke Eesdope> sometimes i just get in that slug summoning mood |
#23130 (41/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quietetetet> I think all the bash moderators wear ku klux klan clothes at the weekend |
#23966 (41/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Apocalypz) you know ive got a pretty crazy fantasy
(Apocalypz) when i get a gf, and im about to sex her
(Apocalypz) im gonna make her say
(Apocalypz) ROOT ME
(Apocalypz) that would own. |
#24993 (29/193) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<secracy> what would be the correct way to be able to have !! in my php script ?
<sZombie> secracy: what?
<secracy> my two exclimation marks arent showing up on my form
<sZombie> secracy: you need to do a double-back-flip-exclamation-mark-escape |
#20271 (24/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iwantagetfater> I'm muching on a dozen doughnuts right now
<DS> all at the same time?
<iwantagetfater> ummm... grow belly grow |
#25015 (22/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
EnjoiDug: lol so did u get into any of there computeres
Frondz2k: .. roflmao ;-)
Frondz2k: dude it doesn't let you get in..
Omghai: it just links you up to watch the show
Omghai: we are only lesbians...not hackers... |
#24184 (16/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* explicit kicks PK
* explicit was kicked by PK (PK) |
#20062 (11/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(note! i know the last one i sent you guys was just a copy of what you already had but this one is halarious)
<draito5> 35
<35man> yeah?
<draito5> last night i she dumped me
<draito5> SHE DUMPED ME MAN!!
<35man> Who? Claire?!
<draito5> yea
<35man> Hey listen, I'm really sorry about that, how you holding up?
<draito5> not good bro i nearly killed myself
<35man> awww come on, it can't be that bad.
<draito5> no seriously!!! i was sitting in the bathroom and i
took my razorblade and i was just shaving when i thought, whats the use
and then i seriously started thinking about it
<35man> wow. holy shit. did you end up doin it? |
#23761 (6/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FUCKEDUP> Yo
<FUCKEDUP> Any oc there p4
<+Vern> ya
<+Vern> i got my 1.7 upto 1.5 |
#24388 (6/188) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
@JarZ: i want my dad's mirc
@JarZ: uhh
@JarZ: fuck im a geek
@JarZ: MERC |
#24015 (5/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Medicore> BB later guys.. i'm off to Africa (South Africa)
<NotSoDamn1337Now> how long is later?
<Medicore> You know me with times: 1year 1day 6hours 19mins
<SGR> Oh yeah... only think about yourself.. i'm going to africa..
<SGR> you never throught onece about #peeps did you?
<SGR> thourght*
<Medicore> B.L.E.H
<SGR> :'(
* Medicore is /AWAY :: Gone 'to south africa' :: Back: ~366 days [Left: Jun10 @ 14:18] [PAGER off]
<SGR> If you die while being away i want your ops and your mp3's - put it in your will!
<NotSoDamn1337Now> why is he so damn impulsive?
<SGR> who cares.. |
#27046 (3/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SteamedHams> this scab tastes like coffee |
#19342 (2/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NonSequitur> Cthulhu tweaking his nip.
<SemiSquared> Jarp, women don't have boxes.
<Jarp> ...
<SemiSquared> Er wait...
<SemiSquared> That's packages.
<NonSequitur> rofl
<SemiSquared> Nevermind. |
#24454 (3/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Myrkul: Agreed, but pre-treat the area with some soothing kerosene |
#24368 (0/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dJOEk> DrgnDancr: when you lost your virginity .. did you at any point during those 3 seconds think: hey, i could do this for a living ? coz you couldn't ;) |
#25013 (0/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@King-Bob) a car is much like a women...both require money....and if u stop..both refuse the service they are designed for |
#20226 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Total-MK> <DArqueBishop-CCShadow-]{0MBAT> rub a dub dub, 3 guys in a tub
<Total-MK> I want to be the 4th homo :P |
#23739 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stormcrow> im sick to death of Justin fucking bastard Timberlake
<Stormcrow> every second song is that prick
<Stormcrow> for some godforsaken reason i know the words to at least 2 of his songs
<Stormcrow> im gonna leave the room when my sis has MTV on |
#24365 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[04:35] <Scary_Guy> Everyone clime aboard THE MAN TRAIN
[04:35] <Scary_Guy> punk is the engeneer
[04:37] <Sajami> is this normal chat? |
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vupat03: oh well, i should start getting ready for bed
Gig103: does that mean "a quick game of bf"
vupat03: i'm gonna try BF quick on here with the additional memory
vupat03: wow
Gig103: LOL OMG i was kidding
vupat03: that was sad |
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<BlackWaterSpiral> i think i will ask steve to help me out
<whitcomb> steve will help you out
<whitcomb> OF THE CLOSET! |
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<adorecm> Tim is my hero.
<whitcomb> tim
<adorecm> ?
<adorecm> time.
<whitcomb> Time?
<adorecm> Tim.
<whitcomb> ....oh. |
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<l~cruxis> I wanna do /ignore on some ppl irl sometimes, does that count?
<Sir_Neo> yeh
<Sir_Neo> if u think in /ignore terms
<Sir_Neo> so if u actually thing the / part in ur head
<Sir_Neo> then it counts
<Sir_Neo> same with u might be a linux addict if u want to ./open a door |
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[22:54] <DMAUL-away> put it back in fbx
[22:54] <farbehindx> i never took it out
[22:54] <farbehindx> you getting numb again?
[22:54] <DMAUL-away> yeah, vibrate
[22:54] * farbehindx puts a quarter in his ass and starts to shake
[22:54] <farbehindx> i'm glad i ripped that out of the motel bed |
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[07:37:46] <@SGR> erm..
[07:37:53] <maz> hi sgr
[07:38:01] <@SGR> hi
[07:38:04] * xboT sets mode: -b bill!*@*
[07:38:04] * xboT sets mode: -b *!*@*.39c049cc.comindico.com.au
[07:38:05] <maz> asl
[07:38:23] <@SGR> -4/Unknown/Mars :)
[07:38:30] <@SGR> u?
[07:38:57] <@SGR> ...
[07:39:19] * aussie_chic (82701004@4e929bd.10eff834.netconnect.net.au) has joined #uk
[07:39:26] * aussie_chic (82701004@4e929bd.10eff834.netconnect.net.au) has left #uk
>>>>>>>> aussie_chic Just joined #HELP
[07:39:28] * aussie_chic (82701004@4e929bd.10eff834.netconnect.net.au) has joined #uk
[07:39:30] <@SGR> U got something agasint us martians?
[07:39:31] <@SGR> huh ?
[07:39:35] <aussie_chic> hi all
[07:39:38] <@SGR> hi :)
[07:39:44] <Amy> hi
[07:39:47] <aussie_chic> asl
[07:39:58] <@SGR> -4/Unknown/Mars
[07:39:59] <@SGR> :)
[07:40:12] <@SGR> this never gets old. |
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<argybargy> its ok
<argybargy> i covered me boobies an scrubbed your back
<MattBaer> lol
<MattBaer> scrubbed my back with your boobies? O.o
<argybargy> LMAO
<argybargy> no matt
<argybargy> i used the loofah
<argybargy> hehe
<MattBaer> lol
<MattBaer> Id hate to see what kinda position you got into to use that. :o
<argybargy> LMAO
<Rolypoly> lol |
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<Homer_Jay_Simpson> I was just playing counter strike. And I only died once, because I couldnt get into that god damned thing
<Homer_Jay_Simpson> Then it hit me.
<Homer_Jay_Simpson> I had the same problem last night :/ |
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<DirtyRedDownSouth> Your a boy
<sometimesibreathe> no.......im a man...
<sometimesibreathe> or a teen
<sometimesibreathe> ....ok......a boy
<DirtyRedDownSouth> For get this Im gone
<sometimesibreathe> what......u dont like boys....are u gay or something |
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(@WickedDrag0oN) bah
(@WickedDrag0oN) every women has a boyfriend
(@WickedDrag0oN) you just have to be the better boyfriend
[@Punk|] or rapist |
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[iop] i was suspended form kewl school, so my ma gets pissed stops bying food untill i go back to school, only thing there is Kraft dinner and whatever is left of the jusie |
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<King_Kane> haha this is what the principle said to some kid today "If I had my way I would spend half my time in these classes, and I would give you a hard time, and by golly you would enjoy it" |
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<Claire> Milk + Cookies > Saix |
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<JMet> aww, nothing wrong with a few red necks
<JMet> the world needs less homos and black ppl |
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<Miyra> sad life u lead Chris[ni]
<Chris[ni]> wtf
<Chris[ni]> whats with the gay name?
<Chris[ni]> r u coming out the closet?
<Lazesharp> how the hell could he come out?
<Lazesharp> he'd just get stuck in the doorComment: Miyra is a fat tub of lard, hence the wise crack.
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<RedAlert> regulary swearing randomly in a channel.. some people have weird fetishes |
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<uneekwahn> http://store.playboy.com/images/product/400/8386.jpg
<doe> uneekwahn you soft porn sucks
<doe> your even :)
<uneekwahn> sorry man, I'll try to get in some better movies
<uneekwahn> OH
<uneekwahn> you mean the link
<uneekwahn> whoops
<uneekwahn> my bad ! |
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<shkippy> i fucked the girl in Hanson... |
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<Bizznatch> hot steamy gooey jizz
<AngelPHiSH> FOUR DAYS OLLLD
<Bizznatch> hot cum and sweaty balls
* binary_hero spals bizz
<Bizznatch> ooey gooey squishy gopher guts
<Bizznatch> seagull intestines and a lemon
<Bizznatch> fresh fried cat from your local 7-11
<binary_hero> bizz - im that far desensitized, it doesnt bother me...at all.
<Bizznatch> :)
<Bizznatch> NeoRenegade...
<binary_hero> ok
<binary_hero> thats a step to far
* binary_hero now feels ill
<Bizznatch> :D |
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<whitcomb> You (the writer of the article) seem almost blinded to the reality of the situation. You claims your not a hacker, after all you didnt create these items. But what you is doing, is no better then what the hackers have done. Simply fueling the fire of hacked items within Diablo.
<whitcomb> hard-hitting korean logic and grammar |
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<Alman> dude omfg there's this fag named scott loar at my school
<Alman> he's wanting to date a girl "for a commitment"
<Alman> HAH! what the hell is a "commitment"?! |
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<ArmadilloX> suck my cock
<Zerox20> are you still going on how your the best in the world?
<Zerox20> Its over with man
<ArmadilloX> give it a little kiss
<Zerox20> let it go
<ArmadilloX> u know u wanna
<ArmadilloX> its waving zero
<ArmadilloX> its saying "yo bitch. suck me"
<ArmadilloX> "suck me good. fuck me good."
<ArmadilloX> "zeeeeroxxxxxx....xxx....x...x.....suck on meeeeeeeee"
* ArmadilloX pokes zerox with his boner
<ArmadilloX> dude?
<ArmadilloX> O_o
<Fujihara> O.o
Quits: Zerox20 (Write Error: Broken pipe) |
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<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ?
* Parts: BScorp^aw (chsc@***************) |
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*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> www.Kev_does_donkeys.co.uk/up_the_batty.htm :D
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> has a nice ring to it :D |
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<jugg[daoc]> i had blue shit after a giant size blue slushee
<Revenge> did you take a pic? |
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<Measure> DO U NEED <NuttO> Girls Gone Wild: for men too fucking dumb to get real porn.
<Measure> <Lakitu7> Seriously, that's the most boring porn evfer
<Measure> <Measure> I downloaded some of that stuff and it was all "meh" and I came but I didn't enjoy it.
<Measure> <Measure> It's like fucking a fat chick.
<Measure> oops
<Lakitu7> Submitting yourself to bash.org ? |
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Gadgetguy says:
you ever feel like fate's fucking with you?
Silverfox says:
Hmm?
Silverfox says:
No, not really.
Silverfox says:
That might be pleasurable.
Gadgetguy says:
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