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#23234 (242/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<arc> sigh
<arc> im locked outa my house
<arc> and i have to take a hue shit
<BurntAsh> ... yet he can still access the internet.. WTG Neo! |
#22980 (256/422) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ruff> hey dana you and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals so let's do what they do on the discovery channel
<danamania> OK. So after I rip your head off and eat it, what happens then? Do I get royalties? Where's David Attenborough. Always wanted to meet that guy |
#22727 (225/397) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk: "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced" |
#23106 (221/396) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine." |
#26405 (233/433) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed. |
#23705 (159/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elitotaco> why did i get kicked
<tarvuz> powertrips
* tarvuz was kicked by LordCrank (no powertrips.) |
#23013 (185/401) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gazuga> WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PICKLE AND AN ATLAR BOY?
<YenenuNF> I DON'T KNOW
<Gazuga> CATHOLIC PRIESTS DON'T FORCE PICKLES TO PERFORM ORAL SEX ON THEM
<Gazuga> AHAHAHAHAHA
<YenenuNF> AHAHAHAHAH
<gopus> that was dumb.
<gopus> that's like saying "Why did the chicken and not the pickle cross the street?"
<gopus> and then saying
<gopus> "because the pickle doesn't have feet"
<Gazuga> ahahahah gopus good one |
#22760 (135/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive up restraunt like in the fifties, for those of you that don't have sonic) and we made a joke about punching the waitress in the uterus and over the little drive up radio the guy was like "we can still hear you" |
#26408 (97/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can |
#23172 (87/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
sidacola: AH MAW GAWD.
CrayonBreakyWill: What??
sidacola: My grandmother came over and started reading about the threesomes and stuff and Ic ouldn't change the window because of icon porn...
CrayonBreakyWill: ............... roflmao
sidacola: *sobs*
sidacola: I think she read 'cartoon vibrators'. |
#23226 (94/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sephy> this booger is colored weird
<Sephy> and it won't leave my finger
<Sephy> now it's on the q key
<Sephy> qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
<Sephy> die booger die |
#25461 (60/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a dirty Sanchez. |
#22997 (47/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zip-> give me child porn
<logiclrd> I don't have child porn
<[ryan]> logiclrd has "child art" |
#26404 (24/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago.
<Morris> hahaha
<Morris> must've given an AP student a B |
#24830 (-5/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold it to me for $1500 with rego
<DivX> the paint job is ok, just has white flecks through it
<DivX> the bonet, roof and boot have the flecks due to my sister inlaws cousin doing a bodge job |
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