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<cioxx> !fact
<Infomastr> Fact: A group of whales is called a pod.
<cioxx> whoa
<cioxx> a group of internet enabled whales is called... an iPod
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<Pornosaur> I remember a girl showing me her boobs in kindergarten
<aeonite> Um
<aeonite> girls in kindergarten don't have boobs.
<Pornosaur> yeah tell me about it
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<japh_l> Hm. Tax return. Perhapse I'll buy a GPS tomorrow.
<vroom> I fully support that idea
<Macphisto> Your motion finds support within this collective.
<Macphisto> Proceed.
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<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower
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<mrT> how was spain mr lox
<loximus> fantabulous mrt
<mrT> did you feel homoerotic in the huge spanish crowd
<loximus> totally
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Chinese Family Life pt3
[19:28] <]S[FuZe> haha yeah .. i used to bring drawings back from liek school and then id leave it on kitchen table then id come to dinner and my dad would be spitting fish bones on it
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(+ONE|Obi) a mcdonalds near me got shut down last month
(+ONE|Obi) no lies
(C-R|hYbr1d) u must have been dead depressed
(+ONE|Obi) hybrid fuck off and die u stupid little cock
• C-R|hYbr1d You've been kicked by lc-|Black3y (u cause friction)
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