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#26368 (271/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK
<ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis, antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George Orwell |
#25223 (273/469) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<briancuz>My mom is ashamed of me because i'm not an alterboy. My dads ashamed of me because i'm not a football star
<sswoop182>sooooooo............Tackle a priest |
#23309 (191/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xterm> six
<six> yes?
<xterm> lets argue, i'm bored :-)
<six> you need to come up with something stupid first |
#23380 (238/419) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Arrgh> hmmm... i need to write my own matrix code
<Harrison> Yes, Arrgh!
<Harrison> Then you can subjugate the entire human population!
<Harrison> Except for a small number of upstarts who'll wind up totally ruining your plans.
<Harrison> One of them will be a terrible actor.
<Arrgh> naw, that has a scale thats much too big
<Arrgh> i'll have to just subjugate all of you gys
<Harrison> Can I be the bad actor?
<Arrgh> i dunno, you need to audition!
<Harrison> Ok ok ok. How's this...
<Harrison> "Whoa."
<Arrgh> you're hired! |
#26343 (206/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough
<ModIWD> to uh
<ModIWD> be selling cookies |
#26340 (379/691) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Camus> im palazed!
<+Fleebis> Palazed?
<+Fleebis> Paralyzed?
<+Camus> yea
<+Camus> close
<+Camus> kinda
<+Camus> i just type in the first letter
<+Camus> and hit a couple keys
<+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd |
#26371 (249/473) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
fallouswk > bwahahahaha. coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here" "yes, I have" "I'm going to leave now" "I think that would be best" |
#23983 (171/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine |
#22326 (192/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Omnipolex> how many years of experience have you had with young rape ntfs
<ntfs0> young rape? i started when your mother was just a little girl
<Omnipolex> wtf
<Omnipolex> oh
<Omnipolex> shit
<Omnipolex> no i meant 3d rendering
<ntfs0> wtf
<sy> hahah
<sy> bash.org
<ntfs0> how do you mistake 3d rendering for young rape |
#25037 (144/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jeev> there are 2 things i hate in life
<jeev> racists and mexicans |
#23391 (96/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<incarnate> IM FUCKING BORED
<kevin> so go masturbate
<Arma> Masturbation would only give temporary relief.
<Arma> And a huge loss of chi.
<kevin> you'd also be killing potential children :|
<kevin> MURDERER!
<incarnate> lol
<kevin> i'm gonna use that one on my future kids if i ever catch them masturbating.
<kevin> "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" "i was jerking it, dad!" "YOU MURDERER!!!!!!!!" |
#23965 (70/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF Div 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
(@zapp) stfu kthx
(@zapp) dont spam
([CoP]Torn) who's kthx ? |
#26337 (37/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push technologies.
<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves. |
#23879 (16/183) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Ubie> I'll worry about policies when I get my own intern |
#26348 (3/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Drewcifer> the carpets all nice and lubricated |
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[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of ours died yesterday, we'd like to make a little site for his friends
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. no
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. RTFM |
#26372 (-3/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> that girl looks like brett
<tito> she's cute
<tito> extremely cute |
#26365 (-3/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> thats gay you dont have to do that for a slim jim |
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entropy: i really couldnt be assed cleaning a shirt
morner: yeah, you'd be surprised if you were assed while cleaning a shirt |
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<[BaY]Spc_yoyO^|c107h3d|> Dude this is so gay.
<[mT]downset|partyboy> what is ?
<[BaY]Spc_yoyO^|c107h3d|> We have Hellen Kellar on our quarter so now when they see Alabama they'll think "RETARDED". |
#26366 (-4/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I've smoked out of a maglite before
<Hatter> beat that
<reppy> I've smoked out of a 3 liter bottle. :/
<BlackDeth> i've smoked out of an aborted fetus |
#26367 (-6/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<faraway> JEW-Work please step into my ove.. err office |
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