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#25389 (311/439) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene
<Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?

#21456 (235/383) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@hugh|boredstupid> my mind was lagged
<@Andrew|busy> I hate when that happens
<@Andrew|busy> you're like "fkin reconnect. hurry up dammit- I'm probably saying something stupid"

#21554 (204/389) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Motorbreath151: I love
TheOffspring326: what?
Motorbreath151: oh sorry
Motorbreath151: forgot to finnish my sentence
Motorbreath151: I-KIRJAIN lempiä ilakoida televisio kisat
Motorbreath151: there we go
TheOffspring326: what the fuck
Motorbreath151: i finnished it
Motorbreath151: stupid
Motorbreath151: finnish is a language

#25272 (119/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress?
<Vampress> I'm sorry I didn't get a chance yet
<Vampress> it's sitting on my nightstand
<Vampress> staring at me everyday
<Ragnarok> haole must have put a lot of himself in that story

#23910 (118/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<macro> DAMMMMMIT
<macro> i think i accidently installed gator
<macro> i knew this would happen one day

#22694 (24/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<YT> o_0
* YT rubs eye
<YT> o_O
<YT> there we go

#22596 (12/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amora_Bunny> Dragon is my pet bitch
<Dr4g0n> nope
<Dr4g0n> yep

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