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#26339 (195/373) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?
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<noodle> i think one of my nuts got twisted in my sac today
<noodle> i would start untwisting it, but i dont know which way its twisted, so i dont want to twist it more on accident
<TremoR> that hurts just thinking about it
<noodle> ooohhh shit that was definitely the wrong way, ow
#22279 (188/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going through CS in college, so we were talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department now?"
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<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih
#25575 (144/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing, two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and necklace
<sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping.
<sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and panties.
<sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better.
<ShinJN> whoa
* ShinJN steps away from 60mhz
<sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater
<sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor tonight?
<ShinJN> it's there
<ShinJN> i was joking
<sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer?
<ShinJN> no
#26338 (158/382) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
visualwealth: you know whats funny?
visualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now
visualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before
visualwealth: i really have some concentration issues
onkeybutt87: haha
onkeybutt87: seriously...
onkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration camp
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<althalus> I am of the opinion that there is something fundementally flawed with an organism that is designed to bleed a few pints of blood once a month for most of it's adult life and not die.
<althalus> there is something very wrong with that.
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<Falkon> My dreams always involve talking on IRC.
#20839 (2/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nancy> any fem wants to make love?
<TDO_Crips> nah
<TDO_Crips> theyre just here to fuck
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<garrett> i need to get off in bed
<garrett> well, maybe even get off to bee
<garrett> err
<garrett> bed
#25576 (1/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* suicide6x packets stikys brain
<suicide6x> Now you are dumb
<Yottabyte> too late
<Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection
<Stiky> shut up
<Stiky> more like
<Stiky> 26k now
<Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl
<suicide6x> ha
<suicide6x> exploit!
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<Kevyn> I wish I was in a wheelchair, then I could go to the mall without having to get up.
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<kisama> don't you know that olean causes anal leakage?
<kisama> i ate ruffles WoW once
<kisama> and i fucking got owned
<kisama> with some bad anal leakage
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<aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/
<PeeDC> lol
<PeeDC> thats cuz im busy with real life these days
<aNuBiS-> lies
<PeeDC> i got a kid on route .. due in less than a month ..  and no job .. im busy :P
<aNuBiS-> hmmm, youre black now?
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<Caveman> fuck...father in law had company this past weekend...including his friends like 17 or 18 year old daughter
<Caveman> and da bitch didnt even use the bathroom with the hidden cam

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