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#23912 (508/661) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Alfador> 103. What is the fear of light known as ?
<DeeCee> liteophobia
<pentium166> sunophobia
<Shrubey> irc |
#25228 (356/472) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight
<Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner
* Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on
*** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away
*** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco
* Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs.
<Scofco> so much for that plan
<Jason> Wow, that was quick.
<Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream
<Idioteq> MASTER CHEF |
#22160 (328/446) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> /quit
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> wow
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> /quit isnt working today
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> weird
* [AK]DarkTeletubbie has quit IRC ([AK]DarkTeletubbie)
* aCs|shutdown has quit IRC
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> i guess they dont know the secrets of the Ctrl button |
#18593 (349/502) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hello_c> jon: you god damned pervert!
<count^> jon isnt a pervert.
<hello_c> how do you know?
<count^> because im one, and he's never at the meetings. |
#22393 (293/421) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ConstipatedElderlyMan bleeds internally and dies, another silent victim of constipation
<gothik> shit happens
<Adam^> not for him. |
#21874 (273/405) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bismarck>Ok.
<Bismarck>500.000 people watching the game.
<Bismarck>22 players on the field.
<Bismarck>2 referees and the coaches.
<Bismarck>so WHY does the FUCKING BIRD have to shit on MY HEAD? |
#21915 (273/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Major_Tom> anyone know if you can do anything with the USB port on a cable box?
<Major_Tom> I googled, but found nothing
<drwiii> i'm no expert, but maybe you can plug a USB cable into it. |
#22117 (353/528) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie
<noddy> she's very nekkid now
<noddy> and playing with a carrot
<noddy> or a dildo
<noddy> not sure
<Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook |
#25205 (330/498) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m477[Lain]> ok i know how to fix this problem, but you need a webcam and have to be naked |
#25221 (328/506) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh
<Boogieman> oops, uhh, wrong channel
<Status> LOL!!
<Boogieman> forget you ever saw that
<Status> Gee, now would be a great time to take that new screenshot...
* Boogieman glances around nervously
<Asmodi> rofl, boogieman, what cha doin?
<Boogieman> certainly not trying to have permiscuous sex with cyber strangers, thats for sure |
#21746 (251/394) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spectre> fear, frank is one of power rangers.
<spectre> the pink one.
<Frank> spec shut up. I used to be red but my mum washed it at a too high temperature and it faded :( |
#18510 (232/375) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* kimura is away -( burning and cleaning the office )- at 10:16p -( P:On / L:On )-
* kimura is away -( burning CDs and cleaning the office )- at 10:16p -( P:On / L:On )- |
#22468 (367/600) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--> The_Ents (~trees@the.darkforrest.net) has joined #Isengard
<-- Saruman has quit (Excess Flood) |
#22213 (273/457) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Sinviras: Squeak got himself a g/f
Sinviras: ?
CVYSqueak915: yeah
Sinviras: grats
CVYSqueak915: thanks
Sinviras: what lvl is she?
CVYSqueak915: SHe has no internet
Sinviras: ....
Sinviras: dump her |
#21966 (251/426) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tuned> you're just stupid, please get hit by a car full of bees. |
#19550 (204/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<count^> i set my double click speed to really slow
<count^> so that
<count^> i can click once now..
<count^> go out, have a cig
<count^> go for a walk
<count^> take a nap
<count^> then come back and click again
<count^> i like to be ready for anything |
#21797 (205/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c0de> Should NASA invest in making the space shuttle safer or develop a new program?
<c0de> (vote)
<c0de> on CNN
<untermensch> new program, obviously. that old one's boring as fuck now
<untermensch> just re-run after re-run
<c0de> yeah, we need a new series
<c0de> 30-minutes long, every wednesday night at 19:00
<c0de> we can put cameras on the shuttle as well and film the crew all the time
<c0de> call it "Big Shuttle"
<untermensch> yes
<c0de> and each week we vote to kick a guy out the airlock |
#24212 (239/413) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Escobar - Quit (Quit: Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice)
* +PhD looks up diminutive and suffice
<+PhD> OH hahhaaha thats great! |
#25190 (189/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth
<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all
<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me
<Delidgamond> fuck
<Delidgamond> said that wrong
<Malbi> no you said it correct |
#25269 (277/479) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Notoes> YES
<Notoes> FINALLY
<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?
<Notoes> no
<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD |
#26299 (189/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkSmile> I have no soul, either
<DarkSmile> I gave mine to a girl
<DarkSmile> She was like: "And?"
<DarkSmile> Bitch. |
#21733 (228/394) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CommanderStab> <Poppins> lets vote on whether it should be a democracy or not
<CommanderStab> You DID realise how stupid that was before you said it, right? ^_- |
#25193 (212/372) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrazySpence> my moms like "do you have the paper towels" *i hand them over* "I know you use them for jerking off" *laughs and closes the door* |
#18516 (216/388) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, penises shouldn't leak
TX Luder : uh... does yours?
BeHeMoTh101 : ok after you pee
TX Luder : oh, yeah
BeHeMoTh101 : you could stand over the toilet forever and not be drained
TX Luder : oh, well i manufactured a crude devise using a valve from a prosthetic heart and some exopy glue... it works wonders
BeHeMoTh101 : how does that even function
TX Luder : you know, i probably should have figured out how it would work before i glued it to my penis, but ya win some ya lose some |
#25212 (215/391) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FiZi> HEY I FOUND A COOKIE CRUMB ON MY SHIRT
* FiZi eats it
<FiZi> Aw crap
<FiZi> It wasn't a cookie crumb |
#19245 (231/423) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kt> i got my tongue pierced
<Eamon_the_goth17> really
<Eamon_the_goth17> so whats it like have a rod and two balls in your mouth?? |
#22243 (189/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<windows_macgeek> What mods can you do with a Sega Genesis?
<InvisableMan> dude, its not like its an xbox...
<windows_macgeek> Dude, dude dude DUUUDE, I dont care what it's not like, I just wanna know how I can MOD it.
<InvisableMan> well i have a good one just for you:
<InvisableMan> 1) pour gasolene all over it.
<InvisableMan> 2) light it on fire
<InvisableMan> and tada! your new-age contemporary space heater is all done!
<InvisableMan> i also have an idea about where you can stick it, too. |
#21734 (206/380) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall
<WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?" |
#22304 (172/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17
<ChOwShAdY> she was immature as a motherufcker
<@impuritor> dude, that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard anyone say in my entire life
<@impuritor> that's like saying
<@impuritor> "My car runs like shit when i'm out of gas" |
#22450 (207/385) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dark`Machine> man i hate when you're drinking milk
<Dark`Machine> and then you hafta spit
<Dark`Machine> and it looks like cum
<Dark`Machine> and it';s like "ew whose dick did i suck"
<Dark`Machine> then you remember you're drinking milk... :/
<RexExitium> have you ever sucked dick?
<RexExitium> im sorry if none of us can relate.
<Glorious> dude, that's beyond fucked up
<Dark`Machine> man's gotta pay the rent Rex :P
<Nicolai> O_o
<Glorious> ew
<Jennifer> yeah i hate that too Dark`Machine!
<Jennifer> erm
<Jennifer> never mind
<Dark`Machine> <mentalnote> never make comments regarding milk ever again, ever </mentalnote>
<Dark`Machine> right then, back to lurking
<Lassie> I hate it when you're sucking cock and it's like ewww and it looks like milk :( |
#19493 (172/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Gabe (Gabe@ZiRC-62019.net273.fl.sprint-hsd.net)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Gabe
<@Gabe> WHAT, NO FANFARE?
* @Mr_X sticks a trumpet in his arse
* @Mr_X farts loudly |
#22068 (156/300) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet
<+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com
<+[aa]Ho_O> fuck.
<+[aa]Ho_O> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT |
#24214 (182/356) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<keith_escalade> I got a computer for my wife, and it was a good trade. |
#18496 (172/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Temptrezz> Do you ever find yourself going out to dinner with people you can't stand
<Cokecan> All the time, I call her my girlfriend |
#21952 (161/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Betharoni> My internet connection is so slow tonight, I think it's being sent to a train depot, translated into one's and zero's, manually typed and sent by a telegraph wire to the server, where it's manually recompiled to one's and zero's for the machine. By two-year-old's. |
#18532 (147/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pure_arf> relapse you can fuck with most new tv infrared receivers
<pure_arf> with TI calculators
<pure_arf> i was just playing with one once, pressing random buttons and the TV suddenly turns on and starts flipping channels
<MonkeyT> arf are you sure you didnt confuse a ti graphing calculator with a remote control |
#25257 (154/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well :P |
#21767 (169/339) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evil1> Watching comedy Inc is like beating yourself in the genetals with a brick: It's really, REALLY good. When you STOP. |
#22131 (198/400) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mg|Nibble> haha I just use my daughter text phone to email her friends she was gay
<LeadOP-Toast> isn't that a bit sick? :P
<mg|Nibble> yup
<LeadOP-Toast> kk :)
<LeadOP-Toast> She's not going to be happy :P
<mg|Nibble> servers her right for running a £200 phone bill up on me
<LeadOP-Toast> oh, fair nuff then
<LeadOP-Toast> :P
<mg|Nibble> revenge rocks :) |
#25265 (143/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and someone screams "GOD PLEASE HELP US!! IF WE HAD A SMARTMEDIA READER WE'D ALL BE SAVED!!" you won't think it was such a waste of money anymore, and i'll laugh as you burn. |
#18562 (155/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skwerrel> i know a guy who brings his apple notebook (whatever the hell they're called) to philosophy class. if there was ever a class that you DON'T need a computer for, its philosophy
<Robowan> Maybe he brought it as proof that there is no god? |
#22115 (131/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the mail.
<Uhh_Duh> Sorry ladies.. I'm taken... |
#21946 (129/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Asha`monkey> Storm is like a 64 or something like that.
<+darkLem> boy, he looks younger than he is obviously.
<+nosphalot> he scarifices virgins to keep up appearance
<+darkLem> ...so THAT'S why he hangs around on IRC! |
#24141 (183/391) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fnord> bash.org's back up!
<r0b0> OMG!!! YES!!!!
<r0b0> it's so fast too!!!
<r0b0> OMGOMGOMG IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!
<fnord> ...
<fnord> You sad, pathetic little man. |
#20476 (140/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FucKFace> well, im off to go meet my girlfriends husband |
#22373 (126/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pioneer> "40gb, you will never fill that"
<Pioneer> then something calld 600k cable came along
<Pioneer> and lanpartays
<Lazesharp> 80gb, ill never fill that...
<Lazesharp> thats what i said before i remembered that i didnt have a life |
#25243 (110/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen |
#25302 (118/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to fit in the floppy drive. And the software store won't take it back. So you have to help me install this, because it's all your fault. If you had sold me the version of Windows I wanted, I wouldn't have had to buy Windows 95." |
#21935 (129/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<APE> HOLY SHIT
<iphopper> ?
<APE> oh never mind, its a gummy bear
<iphopper> ....
<APE> can never be too sure about those green cancerous moles |
#26283 (140/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja
<Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/ |
#22013 (144/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* dm` has quit IRC (Quit: There is no place like 127.0.0.1)
<HAW> which is sadder?
<HAW> That dm` has a quote from bash.org in his quit message
<HAW> or that I recognise it as being so? |
#19485 (151/344) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stu> i literally just had good sex
<stu> my cock is still wet
<clay> and to the internet you go |
#21689 (121/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** evader (evader@fear.evader.org) has joined #bodybuilding
<evader> what do i need to do to make a six pack
<aNuBiS-> 6 beer |
#22529 (150/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Capt_Dequranii> bah... the south were n00bs
<Capt_Dequranii> the north had the better aimbot
<crack> "omg!@! h4x h4x!~!!" Robert E. Lee |
#25201 (127/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P |
#24011 (132/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< CausaSui> So I was showing a coworker bsd, and explaining flags, and speficically the schg flag
< CausaSui> And to give him an example that even root can't delete schg flagged stuff, I tried rm /kernel
< CausaSui> But it turns out that, for some reason, on fresh installs of 4.8, none of the kernels are flagged schg |
#21843 (138/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kwangawoo> yawn
<Darien> wang
<Kwangawoo> leave your wang out of this.
<Darien> out of what, specifically?
<Benjamin_> Darien loves to stick his wang where it doesn't belong.
* Benjamin_ glares at Darien.
<Darien> sorry Ben, it was dark, I couldn't see what I was doing
* Benjamin_ shoots Darien in the face. |
#19560 (111/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Keltus> 1 year ago, I was sitting here programming my web browser using the WebBrowser control in Visual Basic.... thought C++ was too l33t for me :p
<Keltus> I wish I could go back in time and impress the hell out of myself |
#22297 (114/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE'
* Sharkey sets mode: -s
<Roger> ...this won't end good. |
#25343 (127/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house |
#19551 (118/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zanok> Im watching this build your own computer thing on the spanish channel
<Zanok> you hear a bunch of gibberish followed by "motherboard" |
#22130 (134/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tsohgVAIO> bluetooth and wifi arent used for the same things
<netmunky> are too
<netmunky> their both used to send pictures of my penis wirelessly |
#25353 (158/372) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people.
<Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS
<Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.
<Elfin> And black people.
<Elfin> And Muslims.
<Sak> And Asians.
<Elfin> And Pakistani's.
<Sak> And Native Americans.
<Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.
<Sak> Ahem.
<Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE??? |
#22075 (112/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DJ> http://www.planetdaikatana.com/
<DJ> heh there's still an active daikatana community
<DOX> i think the term is satanic cult
<DOX> waiting for romero to return in his spaceship and take them to the promised land |
#25317 (112/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me.
<Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff |
#22291 (101/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<grem> hah
<grem> for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE than weed |
#18495 (114/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JessiA> that's weird though
<Kirke> Plus it doesn't even work that well
<JessiA> because Diabetics usually ONLY drink diet sodas
<Kirke> It makes you crave carbohydrates
<The_Vagrant> yeah
<The_Vagrant> my dad can only have diet
<The_Vagrant> but i don't think he cares about the whatever
<Kirke> Not to mention it tastes like ass
<The_Vagrant> i happen to enjoy the taste
<JessiA> hehehe true that
<Kirke> You would
<The_Vagrant> ..um i know i would
<The_Vagrant> i said it didn't I
<JessiA> Vag likes the taste of ass?
<The_Vagrant> no
<The_Vagrant> ass tastes totally different |
#21800 (123/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
»»»» Now talking in #Counter-Strike.net.
<FirebirdX> Counterstrike is for newbs
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people with small weiners play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who enjoy having gay sex while in fox suits play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who say 'yep' play it
« iNothing » maybe
<FirebirdX> blast! foiled again! |
#18761 (119/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drunkers> any of you sweet cookies wanna chat?
<Kathy102> hi
<drunkers> not you crumb |
#22314 (99/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(splinter) stupid vending machine...
(splinter) my first chocolate got stuck, so i figured i'd buy a second one so it would push it out
(splinter) only the second got stuck too
(@Lethy) "owned!"
(splinter) third time lucky and now i have 3 blocks of chocolate >:( |
#23987 (121/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
britty has joined the channel
* e_read molests britty
<e_read> oh and... hi!
britty has left the channel |
#26296 (90/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«Narc|LAG»: Yaleman rebooted the ricetek server today. 291 days of uptime gone :o
«Cav»: is that like losing a family member? |
#19612 (122/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkSpork> gods, I need to stop sleeping
<DarkSpork> Seriously. Every time I've slept in the last two weeks, I just have these godawful vivid nightmares
<DarkSpork> Last night's actually involved rm -rf / as root. That's actually the best of about 12. |
#22019 (112/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Guest16686 (JAVGUEST@***.ipt.aol.com) has joined #tribesnz
* Guest16686 is now known as nima
<nima> hi
<nima> I'm thinking about moving to nz, is it a smart move?
<DJ> depends, do you like hobbits?
<nima> whats hobbits?
<duckstab> men who like stealing parts of your vagina in the night.
<duckstab> first night, bam - no cervix for you
* nima (JAVGUEST@***.ipt.aol.com) has left #tribesnz |
#22355 (131/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AmorWork> anyone can help me?
<ZondrZout> Are you Italian?
<AmorWork> yes...
<ZondrZout> Sorry, we can't help you then
<AmorWork> :| ...lol? |
#24367 (97/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<noddy> i like porn :D
<Mortarion> we've noticed :D
<noddy> porn! coz it's cheaper than dating! |
#19209 (112/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<niwa> hey vildauget
<niwa> how's it hanging ?
<vildauget> nice indeed. been out, having some potatochips before bed ;)
<niwa> I was actually referring to your penis, so please constrain your answer to 'left' or 'right' |
#21752 (107/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GoddIs> i don have that many friends../.:(
<Meditate> awwww
<Meditate> i got 31 on MSN
<Meditate> and 44 on yahoo |
#22389 (107/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PaulZ108> no TACO BELL is better because they have pictures of Angelina Jolie on their cups
<ROUGE6> I can imagine paul rubbing his fingers up and down the cup as the smooth, wet, condensation drips off of agelina's body |
#21765 (91/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mom> !eightball clean your room
<NuckleBot> Don't count on it, mom. |
#22455 (97/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sarnaen> [sarcasm]
<Sarnaen> [/sarcasm]
* Sarnaen claps
<Sarnaen> fuck.
<Sarnaen> [/stupidity] |
#24572 (129/337) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShadowRage> I woke up this morning and thought I was a carrot :( |
#26297 (115/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of penis for a girl. |
#19460 (94/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Arcadian> and I kinda like the whole 'not having to scrub my urethra with a feminine towelette' thing, too.
<Kandalor> Some guys are into that sort of thing.
<Avie_work> I'm almost scared to take part in this particular conversation. |
#19835 (97/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rodent> Psi has the evil Cthulu-hello Kitty.
<Discokid> I love that Icon
<Psilynx> Hello Cthulhu
<Rodent> Red has the Wh40k hello kitty.
<Rodent> I have the U SuX hello kitty.
<Rodent> I see a trend.
<Rodent> And it's evil.
<Rodent> It's... Hello Kitty.
<Discokid> yay for evil!
* Rodent Bahahahhahaa's
<Technogeek> IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY THERE IS ONLY WAR |
#22377 (118/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tifffany> do ppl in this room talk
<Adam^> sometimes
<Adam^> mostly we just masturbate into a bucket and make the newbies drink it |
#25239 (110/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head
<@Kamakazi> it was my fault
<@Kamakazi> i tried to make it do 2 backflips
<@Kamakazi> it was at my friends house
<@Kamakazi> i wanted to see if they ALWAYS landed on their feet
<@Kamakazi> so i dropped him and he did.
<@Kamakazi> and i was like hmm...
<@Kamakazi> i wonder how many backflips he could do then |
#22302 (104/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[+miles] okay, two irish guys are walking down this street, right...okay they see this sign that says: "Tree Fellers Wanted" and they go, "oh blast, its a pity theres only the two of us" |
#25195 (80/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@maff> if you are on dialup, do the rest of the world a favor and dont share any files on any p2p networks
<@maff> i dont want to wait an hour to download a 5 meg mp3 just like you dont want to wait an hour to upload it so lets cut the bullshit and not have this problem in the first place |
#24021 (81/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<YelseyKing> Y'know what the internet needs?
<Chocoboko> What?
<DragonFogel> Quality control? =P
<Kamui> Fewer "SpongeBob Squarepants" fansites? |
#22443 (85/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarKHawK> Hows this, I get told to create a /dev dir for a developer I say no and he says he is the developer and thats what he wants it called |
#19206 (74/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Corosion> smartass =P
<BBtB> Yes... yes it is
<BBtB> The penis is none to dumb either
<BBtB> in fact all my body parts would be catorgized as "above average" or better |
#22001 (65/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Cold_Lich wanders off to see if there's any of that garlic sausage I noticed a few weeks ago left...
<lord_skyman> sausage == pwn
<lord_skyman> hmmm i think i have a sweet ass sausage pic
<lord_skyman> let me go get it
<Cold_Lich> ...
<Cold_Lich> Ohhhh
<Cold_Lich> I SO interpreted that statement badly |
#25250 (80/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics
<Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies?
<Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory."
<Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER! |
#21912 (55/185) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :)
<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
<jstepka-w> pagan ++:
<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness |
#19538 (81/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zin> If i suddenly turned into a woman i'd quit my job and just feel my boobs all day |
#18607 (81/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[17:36] <kNIGits> hey, can anyone get to apple dot com?
[17:36] <ambr> kNIGits: no, it was taken down by a worm
[17:36] <ambr> GETTIT >? ??@!??@!?!@?!?@? |
#19204 (61/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@vaL_> damn... this cute girl came home woohoo
<@patsfan12> home?
<@patsfan12> your home?
<@patsfan12> neighbor?
<@vaL_> yeah
<@vaL_> nah, she was my cousin :( |
#20493 (63/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HellFyre> AIM has about the functionality of a shaved poodle on fire.
<jsi> HellFyre: At least that can enrage the French. |
#21940 (59/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[krys] mmm salad
[hoho] salad is what food eats
[krys] then i guess im food
[krys] soooo EAT ME BITCH |
#21840 (68/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but she is a little overweight... what to do...
<PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with her.
<Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score requirement before I make out with a girl? ;)
<Darien> tell her it's a religious thing
<PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean." |
#19236 (60/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yumblie> I'm modest too, that's what makes me so magnificent and stupendous and wonderful |
#21970 (53/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mardom> Tip: Never try to pee no handed and with out watching
<Mardom> I did ;(
<Lare> or in the dark
<Ratadm> try it while doing jumping jacks
<Mardom> I was feeling adventerous |
#19227 (43/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[m]egaloB> don't eat from taco bell. just save yourself 45 minutes and flush whatever you buy |
#18795 (39/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
GrndBe: The primary blockade in the way of my current interest of sexual nature is her sister.
GrndBe: Go figure.
* Strider_ decides to go make himself some food.
GrndBe: mmph
GrndBe: I need a widescreen TV
ChrisC: how so?
*** Signoff: Quix (Ping timeout for Quix[BayArea56k649.NetWiz.Net])
GrndBe: ChrisC: which?
ChrisC: how is the sister the blockade?
GrndBe: ah
GrndBe: She tends to get in the way at unfourtunate moments
GrndBe: We nearly kissed 5-6 times one night
GrndBe: and every time
GrndBe: right before our lips met
GrndBe: her sister said something
Dead_Ed: so kiss the sister first
Dead_Ed: then punch her in the face |
#22403 (37/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[-QUIT-] - entropy[-entropy@ACBE676A.ipt.aol.com-] - Connection reset by peer
* Painless watches as entropy demonstates the stability of her win2k box |
#21737 (30/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KaaLee> Apparently I missed an entire period of trying to derive the quadratic formula ^^;
<KaaLee> We went over it today, and everyone was like "Why didn't I think of that?!"
<CommanderStab> As long as you learn to remember it (hard at first @__@) you'll never need to know how to do it ^^:
<KaaLee> Yeh, I think I've got it now
<KaaLee> We sang a song about it in class ^^;
<Emperor_Pryn> Hehe...
<KaaLee> To the tune of 'Pop goes the weasel'
<CommanderStab> I can just see that song now...
<CommanderStab> X equals negative beeeeee
<CommanderStab> Plus or Minus square roooot
<CommanderStab> Of b^2 - 4ac
<CommanderStab> Over 2a, POP GOES THE GRADE CURVE$#^&$^ |
#22491 (28/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> I've only learned one thing about IRC over the years
<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> It's that if you talk, you get banned
<@timmo> Approve Kill Nothing
<@timmo> thats funny because i banned him |
#21702 (19/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|_0gre_|> what does one do with 40 gigs?
<Wetzel> Bend over and I'll show you. |
#20808 (15/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[FMa]Brick> just teh first time?
<[NTAC]Crazzeh_Timmeh> just for now
<[FMa]Brick> let my b/f pull out first |
#18511 (12/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<d3m|silence`sleepyweepy> he is just an asshole and feels he needs to use derogatory names to get his way |
#22339 (12/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gorefeend> my bum is all alone :/ |
#21987 (11/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<demiurge> why dont you unban me from bots already
<demiurge> helo?
<TML> 501 5.0.0 HELO requires domain address |
#22076 (10/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Xin> stfu loxley. go back to denmark!
<@Xin> fake swede cunt!
<@loxley> Xin: okay .fi wannabe
<@Xin> OMFG
<@Xin> THAT WAS LOW |
#22048 (9/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hippy> Damn its freaking cold in here and my heater is broke :(
<HT101> Oo k that explains y ur willy is so little
<Hippy> WTF u doin with my willy?
<HT101> I got hungry, couldn't find anything else |
#22257 (7/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Oolong> i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot |
#19558 (8/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zygron> marv: you remember what i said yesterday about that IBM keyboard i got from a friend ?
(Marvin66) yeah, it clicks.
<zygron> marv: i spent one and a half hour to clean it, removed all the keys etc
<zygron> marv: then i plugged it, and realized it was an XT keyboard
<zygron> no clicks for me =( |
#23967 (8/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Apocalypz> this ftp i leeched from at school said it had porn and i was like yay
<Apocalypz> then i got home and theres loadsa feet and midgets in the porn
<Apocalypz> i felt like crying
<Apocalypz> then i started laughing at the naked midget instead |
#25448 (7/283) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<confuted> some israeli guy just started here
<confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game? |
#26282 (4/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mzazchw: just then i felt my side
mzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???"
mzazchw: then i looked at it
mzazchw: .............................
mzazchw: .... it was dried cum |
#20355 (4/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mailfraud> did i tell u i wore out the motor on my vibrator? |
#21815 (4/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[ak_] I'm moving to linux
[ak_] good bye cruel world! |
#22197 (4/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< ILjWerk> I'm on terror alert level fuscia |
#21902 (1/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Megatron50000> I MAY BE PHATETIC BUT AT LEAST I CAN SEPLL!!! |
#22203 (-1/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<K0S-M0S> Now you are immortalized as a race-hater on bash
<K0S-M0S> But on the plus side, you can now become the mascot for haterade |
#26300 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<red_hat> haha. no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.Comment: an irc play, not a real log
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#18539 (0/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal |
#21515 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Keio> Shaq is like the entire cast of Fat Albert combined into one man. |
#25208 (0/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<miriamb> is there really horse in horseradish |
#19229 (-2/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slow> once i was whacking off and i seen my own dick and it made me not have wood or something |
#25203 (0/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's have sex", but I was playing DDR, I'd be all like "Bitch, can't you see I'm busy?" |
#18762 (-2/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Racecraft> the current williams livery hasn't grown on me as much as the canon and rothmans liveries :(
<Atlaz> waah waah waah
<Atlaz> the only thing growing on you is the rare TERMINAL VIRGIN orchid |
#19419 (-2/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<amb_> i'm almost finished dev on my own os
<amb_> called negrOS
<greenz> racist
<nightfire> does it go around stealing software? |
#21568 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hypno^Zzz> "When I put my cock inside a woman, the matrix tells me.. it's moist.. warm.. mm.. ignorance is a bliss." |
#21973 (-4/343) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* BigD slaps BigD around a bit with a large trout
<SirKarls> hey bigd seems like u are bored
<BigD> yes]
<SirKarls> do u know www.bash.org ?
<BigD> no
<Black_Raven> i do
<Black_Raven> its funny u may like it
<Black_Raven> ur a racist right D?
<BigD> of course
<SirKarls> lol
<Black_Raven> click Bottom for jokes u would like |
#25385 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components
e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from?
e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh
e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it again, and laugh some more |
#26298 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lepper> and besides, if i can unf for an hour before jizzing, what's so bad about that
<wild-> lepper
<wild-> u need a girl to unf with
<Lepper> my hand
<Lepper> my hand deserves a good fuckin sometimes |
#19636 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JapanMan> im not retarted man
<X13> ... |
#21885 (-1/215) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LaXyOW3> You must be a veteran in this channel to get +v :P
* [K-LAN]PaNiC sets mode: -v LaXyOW3 |
#22463 (-2/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Z0RG`brb> i have kids too
<BOH23> okey....
<+Z0RG`brb> but only half kids
<+Z0RG`brb> need a girl for the other half |
#18966 (-2/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Eskimo-Steve is now known as Eskimo-Steve|shower
*** Orestes is now known as Orestes|inStevesshower |
#21574 (-4/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chris> Dreamweaver wont open grrr
<chris> Vbox error "Failed to initialize security client. Error code 103"
<InvisableMan> dreamweaver is for fags
<InvisableMan> oh.. nm |
#21740 (-1/199) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Road^K|ll is away: gettin up
<LoneNightCrawler> lol
<Road^K|ll> omg i never realised that is dodgey |
#21771 (-2/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PHA||TOM> what the fuck are you hippies on about?
<K-E-N-N-Y> love chris
* HavinABus knows hes alone in this world and will die alone
<GinZu> so whats the difference between love for your parents and love for you GF
<GinZu> apart from the sex
<LiL-AnGeL> well it's a different kind of love
<stupidMM> ops could force love
<stupidMM> "marry me or i'll bann you! |
#22137 (-2/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<the_almighty_shoe> i bought concert tickets for a stranger i met on online once.
<the_almighty_shoe> but it was an Tori Amos concert, so it was his/her's loss. |
#26284 (-4/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u when u want?
<@vox> is it on ur laptop?
<@niko> no, its in that media form call 'cd's
<@vox> bring d cds to me whenevr
<@vox> lik 2morrO
<@niko> k
<@vox> lt
<@vox> m 2 bz 2 typ all lttrz
<@vox> bz bz bz
<@vox> u r not imprtnt enuff 4 all lttrz
<@niko> ur a fag |
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