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#21658 (4077/5304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava? |
#21431 (381/524) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Linus-> "In the future, computers will weigh less than one ton." -unknown, 1949
(Judge_) and lo and behold, they do
(Judge_) but the users are now apporaching 1 ton |
#21682 (219/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dbl-d> tinkerbel hates me today :)
<b> I think she's hating everyone today
<schmolli> hate her back
<b> Eh, I find it irritates people who hate me more if I'm obsessively friendly back to them.
<schmolli> I would think that it would irritate them more if you slashed their tires and burned down their house
<b> you may have a point |
#21305 (236/407) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stigmata`> www.stigmata.dyns.net/images/
<Radio-> why are you scratched up
<stigmata`> well
<stigmata`> it all started when i saw a badger walking in my back yard
<stigmata`> then i thought
<stigmata`> "it'd be cool to shove it down my shirt" |
#21414 (187/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shez> i shall create my own planet named "the planet of dropdead losers named Shez"
<|iCARUS|> Shez: cool!! can i have the planet next to that?
<Scathing> Icarus: the "I'm with Stupid ->" planet? |
#24197 (231/413) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Firebird> Crap..I hacked my microwave and now it cools things down instead of heating them :S
<Squiggy> Haha
<Squiggy> Hack your fridge and make it warm things up
<@Firebird> Then how will i keep my food cold?
<@Firebird> Ohhh.....OH! |
#22470 (170/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* KJ 's room is getting to be like aladdins cave
<Hitokiri> molten gold and rubies ?
<KJ> close ;)
<Wumpus> molten cheese and ketchup stains?
<KJ> more like it |
#24228 (242/456) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GodOfHellFire> they banned me from paintball, something about bringing real guns |
#21391 (160/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Waffles111> does "nihon ni sukimashita" bean "I have arrived in Japan"?
<Waffles111> oh, nevermind
<Waffles111> it was "tsukimashita"
<Cap`nRatboy> it means "jesus, theres tentacles in holes i didnt even know i had." |
#18379 (137/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pb2x> not like I know anything
<Fembot> first rational thing he's typed in a while. |
#21221 (155/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AndrewLB> Hmm, my entire art class is going to think I'm gay, considering this is the second shirtless guy painting I've done for this art unit... |
#21446 (142/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Number1> what do you do when you have a file that refuses to delete?
<Deech> first, you demand, then you threaten, finally you launch an offensive.
<Deech> Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
<Number1> lol
<Number1> I put a gun to its icon, but it still wouldn't budge.
<Deech> some of those files grew up on the wrong sector on the wrong side of the tracks.. they're hard core, yo.
<Number1> "On the next Jerry Springer: Files gone bad."
<Deech> See it now! Hot file on file action! |
#18388 (136/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Calrathan attempts to use Dragon Dictate)
<Calrathan> I can talk quite quickly into it so long as iodine nun C8 my words pressed to enter
<Calrathan> I can talk to wait quickly into it so long as I mean on C8 my words press and Turkey |
#21421 (116/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[^Ryan^]: welcome to the real world she said to me
[Epi]: Possible second line to ^Ryan^'s poem "as she took of her pants and turned into a he" |
#22907 (136/336) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LordCrank> you're a closet pedophile.
<goatasaur> closet? |
#21378 (99/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RocketFodder> that is the worst porn ever
<RocketFodder> that said, i'll..uh...bbl... |
#21792 (96/282) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Rancid likes those hot teachers who keep you back after school for a private lesson
* Rancid has never had one of those
* Rancid watches to much TV |
#21448 (88/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Wolf|> what's the new catch phrase for teenage girls these days?
<NecroErotica> "I spit" |
#21300 (13/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Okie-Narc> Found this bowl of "Cookies and Cream" ice cream in the kitchen. Gee ... now I'll be up all night worrying about trans-fattys acids. |
#21345 (12/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MoonKitty> I'm on the cock patch
<DS> you mean masturbation?
<MoonKitty> call it what you like
<lowerfrenum> lol
<DS> for that, i will fire up bash |
#21828 (10/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ash|revising> logs are for beavers |
#21445 (0/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nemessis> hmm
<Nemessis> i wonder how fast neo can wank in the matrix |
#24819 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
([-[-S-]-]) wet dreams were cool
([-[-S-]-]) no work invovled
([-[-S-]-]) ;p |
#22379 (-4/381) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<broken> PARENT NOT KNOW WHAT KID DO AT NIGHT. WHEN AT NIGHT KID GO OUT GET HIGH TAKE WOMEN DRIVE CAR DRINK BEER, AT NIGHT KID ARE IS BE BAD, AND PARENT NOT EVER KNOW! HOW DANGEROUS THIS LIFE BE! BE CAREFUL OF KID AT NIGHT! |
#21382 (0/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<b1u3> ok so sexual orientation day wasnt the best idea for a moral booster... shudda gotten at least a c for the originality tho |
#21355 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MoonKitty> wb dummy
<MoonKitty> lol
<DS> well hi assbag
<MoonKitty> how ya doing dickface?
<DS> splendid you frozen douche
<MoonKitty> that's great you fat hyena's ass
<DS> mmmm...fat hyena ass |
#21266 (-2/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<version> modbot let qbert = 35
<ModBot> version: qbert = 35.0
<version> modbot eval versiondub + qbert
<ModBot> version: 69.0
<qbert> ew
<qbert> you sick bastard |
#18383 (-2/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<carone> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?16589
* damocles writes "must try harder" on a post-it note and sticks it on carones computer
<carone> :P |
#18710 (-2/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* mouse installs Whorecraft 3: Reign of Gayos
* zenzelezz sets mode: -funny mouse |
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