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#22015 (221/343) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Friday> I did a science experiment on magnets and I cited MM3 for examples. I got First Place. I shit you not.
<McDohl> What did you do, take the game in there and go. "See how Megaman flies up like that? Megaman is metal, therefore he is attracted by the magnet robots!"
<Friday> Pretty much.
<Friday> I had screenshots.

#22321 (153/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?
<TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d
<Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room

#23672 (136/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Spades has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
* Spades has joined #nekobox
<Spades> and that was the power button..... x.x

#23404 (59/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D>: ill murder you good >:o
<k33bz> not if u can't get to me!
<k33bz> jerkzilla!
<D>: when i go visit you >:o
<k33bz> like hell u will
<D>: fine i wont go visit you then
<k33bz> yes u will
<k33bz> but the joy of here will keep u docile
<k33bz> then halfway home when u go over the border u'll be like, "FUCK >< forgot to murder k33bz"
<k33bz> hah!
<k33bz> and that's the story of how christmas was saved

#23307 (-2/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Braincore> I'm losing my verginity as we speak!

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