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#26268 (455/623) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

#26269 (271/405) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay
<GerbilNut> she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew he was straight
<GerbilNut> it would have made those nights we cuddled on the couch alittle awkward

#21145 (184/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Mon: its.. kinda funny. O_o
Kadmium: I'm not aware, in fact, of a word that expresses to quite the extent that I require, precisely how funny it isn't
Mon: heh
Kadmium: Merely "bloody awful" lacks a certain vitriol, whereas "fucking dreadful" is just so cliche...
Kadmium: Let's just say that there are tribes in the Amazon forest, as yet untouched by civilization, that have said funnier things on IRC

#26270 (108/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Judge_) This dumb and dumber 2 movie is actually a prequal.
(Judge_) Star Wars did it, so why can't every body else I guess
(Judge_) "Austin Powers: THe Gradeschool Years"
<deww> yeah it's a prequel. blah.
<deww> they did that in the last movie tho
<deww> hehe
(Judge_) "Indiana Jones and the full diaper"
(Judge_) that is teh sux
<deww> "Single Chinned IRCers"
<deww> now THAT's a prequel

#26245 (74/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS"

#26267 (4/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@somegrrl> i'm 14
<@Blaxthos> somegrrl: will you come help me find my puppy ?

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