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#20014 (271/451) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<limejuice> i wish mirc was able to sort the userlist according to level of stupidity so that i could just highlight the top 5 or so and click on ignore
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<Kid_Vid2> I WOULD BUY NEVERWINTER NIGHTS BUT IF MY COMPUTER EVEN CATCHES SIGHT OF MORE THAN TWELVE POLYGONS IT STARTS WEEPING AND CAUSES AN ELECTRICAL SHORT WITH ITS TEARS
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<Sabrina> she must have been special..
<Matt> well,I thought she was special, but then I realized she was just fuckng with my head and using me, and she didn't deserve to have me care about her
<Sabrina> awww :(
<Sabrina> girls suck, huh? ;)
<Matt> the best ones do...
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tom: she has such a nice ass
tom: but her best part is the personality
david: well
david: you cant stick your dick in her personality
#18415 (226/450) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sad|Wk> :P mine is 45404 words
<Calrathan|Work> Well, send me your big .dic
<Sad|Wk> only my wife gets that
#18420 (202/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Work|Calrathan> "there are 237,482 people in line infront of you. Do you wish to wait 525 hours to start your download?"
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<[RP]nanoTech> the study of physics will always be safer than biology, for while the hazards of physics drop off as 1/r^2, biological ones grow exponentially.
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<humpy> "I was in #paintball on the enterthegame network. Everyone around me screaming in horror at the llamas. It was shrilling, like the kind of shrills you get washing your parents underwear, the kind of shrills that no man should ever hear. This was my hell."
<Fryth> i think your washing machine is b0rked
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<IQpierce> What is this "real" you speak of? Is it multiplayer?
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<KuIpo> does anyone know how to burn a dreamcast game?
* [TX]-KnacK hands KuIpo a can of #2 diesel and a lighter - THere ya go!
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<thx1138> macintosh rackmount servers running bsd?
* thx1138 looks around for flying cars
#18804 (8/425) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GnuVince> wanna know my brother's new CS handle?
<Kint> L33t killa Monster dude -=[y0]=- ?
<GnuVince> nope
<GnuVince> SupaAlien King Glenn Groenland
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[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
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<Calrathan> fembot: your thing got cut off
#18324 (-10/754) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
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<Brewsky> yeah shit changes quickly
<jitspoe> especially when you flush it
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<Fembot> Apple is co-branding a cpu line w/ Monty Python. it'll be called the "iFartinyourgeneraldirection"
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<Amy> do you use trillian ryan?
<^iNsAnE^> nah
<^iNsAnE^> cable

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