|
TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev123 |
#13483 (116/208) πOld
<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn.
<DET> all I got was channel info
<DjLizard> :D
<DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info. |
#297943 (211/259) πOld
< gloone> ok
< gloone> remember when i said i loved windows 7
< gloone> that was 2 blue screens agoComment: #geekissues
|
#296967 (385/439) πOld
<Pryoidain> The higher the IQ of the individual...
<Pryoidain> The more they enjoy watching a robot drive into a wall at top speed. |
#301973* (?/40) πOld
Actual Chris says:
hey, hey, hey. does singing elton john's philadelphia freedom make you gay?
Benjamin says:
I'm pretty sure the only thing that makes you gay is being attracted to men
Actual Chris says:
haha
ill tell my sister that!
she thinks im gay
Actual Chris says:
what about singing the beegees, does that make you gay
Benjamin says:
how about this
would you like a big penis in your mouth
Actual Chris says:
Eww no
Benjamin says:
then no |
#56197 (263/337) πOld
<Rusty> have you ever really thought about when people call themselves a bad motherfucker?
<Rusty> i mean wtf
<Rusty> "fear me! for not only do i engage in sex acts with a parent, but i suck at it!" |
|
Got a question? Try the FAQ
|
#53697 (219/303) πOld
<Chris> They want everything they can't get in a man. For the most part, we only want someone to play with and have a little companionship with.
<Chris> I mean..I understand the compatiblity issue. You wouldn't put a G4 chip onto an AMD board...
<Chris> Then again, it's probably analogies like that which keep me pretty safe from girls. |
#103393 (95/117) πOld
<^Migs^> Is there a way I can use Javascript so that when a user clicks a button, it opens and closes their CD drive, makes their computer beep several times, and gives them a BSOD?
<bkruse> ^Migs^: tell them to use IE
<bkruse> then just write code as normal. |
#115317 (758/820) πOld
<Zemyla> Did I tell you about what my friend Joe did in auto shop?
<Zemyla> He was working with an arc welder, and the welder tip got stuck to the metal.
<Zemyla> He knew this was a bad thing, so he grabs a hammer and hits the metal to get the tip off.
<Zemyla> Then when he pulls back, lightning arcs from the metal to the hammer.
<Zemyla> The teacher notices this, and yells, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
<Zemyla> And Joe bellows, "I AM THOR!", brandishes the hammer, and shocks the fuck out of the guy next to him.Comment: #cmc on Nightstar
|
#10469 (160/274) πOld
<hep> husbands girlfriend EXTREMELY annoying
<Ach|medicated> damn husbands, and their whiny girlfriends!
<Ach|medicated> (number 37 of The Big List of Things You Never Expected to
Say) |
#20838 (265/353) πOld
<TDO_Crips> IRC is just multiplayer notepad. |
#79641 (387/509) πOld
[@TheWickerMan] I remember this one earthquake waaaay back in the third grade.
[@TheWickerMan] It happened RIGHT after this fatass kid tripped and fell on the floor.
[@TheWickerMan] We'll never let him forget that..
[@TheWickerMan] Everytime he falls, somebody rushes under a desk. |
#79435 (324/446) πOld
<Jebus> I stole your wallet though
<Jebus> :D
<pr0tekk> i dont have a wallet anymore
<pr0tekk> it got stolen.
<pr0tekk> wait.
<pr0tekk> ;0 |
#79369 (369/495) πOld
< kakistos> lol. i liked the java compiler.
< kakistos> does the c compiler not tell you what you did wrong?
< deviant> C is great
< ewan> the Java compiler is all like "you have an uninitialised variable there, would you like a hug?"
< ewan> gcc is like "raaagh! I do no bounds-checking! Your mother sucks cocks in hell!"Comment: #intersocs
|
#78929 (542/614) πOld
<riko> dammit this has gotta stop.
<Baph> ?
<riko> my stepdad's been using my computer, going on porn, and saving it onto my desktop with the filenames set as numbers so i don't know what it is and i have to click on it to check.
<Baph> I thought your stepdad was gay?
<riko> precisely. |
#78867 (130/350) πOld
<Atlas> I just realized something
<Digerat> hmm?
<Atlas> When I'm typing, my main hands aren't on the main how row
<Atlas> They're on WASD
<Atlas> Not even kidding. |
|
T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
|
#78374 (2293/2627) πOld
<tag> I remember we had this customer support irc channel at my last company (on a private server, of course), and we had this "AI" bot that would try to build sentences and statements out of things people said
<tag> we also, in idle times, used the IRC channel to discuss various things
<tag> one day a customer came in, and they were like "Why can't I see my referring URL for traffic coming from this link?" And the bot said, "Because of those stupid fucking niggers"
<tag> we had to kill it |
#76611 (48/382) πOld
<Craig> you wanna go drink?
<Genga> ive no cash
<Genga> im more broke than a...
<Genga> Windows based PC
<Genga> oh god I cant believe I just said that |
#8458 (43/218) πOld
<Punk-In-Drublic> THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SUCK COCK ...Mousey, Dave, Vas, Belindah..........YALL CAN GAT FUCKED COS IM DRUNK WOOOOOOOOO ......BOOBIES WOOOOOOOOOO'
<Mousey> why am i first
<Mousey> thats really insulting
<vas-deferens> because your the best at iut
<mk4> why am i second ?
<vas-deferens> shit im third
<vas-deferens> i better work on my technique
<vas-deferens> at least im beating a chick
<Mousey> hahahah |
#3510 (49/225) πOld
<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*
<Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !!
*** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)
<Nyphur> oops
<Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server |
#44864 (83/137) πOld
<Futyre>OMFG some people should not be allowed to live
<Futyre>I work in a medical centre and this woman comes up to counter
<Futyre>And says, "I didn't get my quarter of an hour with the doctor"
<Futyre>Pretty common sort of a response really
<Futyre>Patients always whinge
<Futyre>So I asked, "Well how long do you think you had?"
<Futyre>To which she replied, completely seriously,
<Futyre>"Only about 15 minutes."
<Kitten>What a dumb fuck
<Futyre>I just kind of stared and told her that a quarter of an hour is 15 minutes.
<Futyre>My coworker just burst out laughing
<Futyre>Suffice to say she wants to register a complaint now.Comment: Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
|
#42200 (197/275) πOld
<FuzLogic> I never did figure out how to open the damn doors on the landing boats.
<mirth> "how i survived normandy" by FuzLogic |
#35249 (308/474) πOld
<rocket> any idea what can cause really horrible disk performance in windows?
<gfjgfjgfj> windows
<Stonefish> windows?
<dooky> rocket: windows
<Igneous> •rocket• WINDOWS?
<Igneous> lmao
<dooky> lmfao!Comment: #futuremark
|
#2396 (113/263) πOld
(`zero) ,__ FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING
(`zero) | `'. / BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
(`zero) __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ / TO STOP TO BREATHE
(`zero) \='. _/..--'`__ `'-._
(`zero) \- '-.--"` === / o `',
(`zero) )= ( .--_ | _.' (HURF DUH GILLS)
(`zero) /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-.
(`zero) /_.' `\`'-._ '-= \ _.'
(`zero) jgs ) _.-'`'-.. _..-'`
(`zero) /_.' `/";';`|
(`zero) \` .'/ |
#3681 (65/217) πOld
<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house
<Ouroboros> What's a house? |
#43085 (105/189) πOld
<Hardstuff> I am THE internet
<Kushan> dude, your body consists of 90% porn? |
|
Subscribe to the RSS feed to get the latest approved quotes
|