Post-ID: thread-20090317122751-qdb-295827 Created-At: 2009-03-17T12:27:51Z Board-Tags: general Imported-Score-Seed: 1450 Imported-Vote-Count-Seed: 1594 my mom was suspected of child abuse by my pediatrician as a kid she swore up and down i wasn't being abused the doctor was sceptical they went out into the waiting room where I was mom was like "paul, come here!" I get up, look at her instead of where I was going, and run full tilt into a pole doctor's like "sorry maam, you had to see this from my position"